KFI: Police Identify Superintendent As Mystery Pooper At New Jersey High School.
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Was he shit faced?
the real crime is his $147,500.00 salary.
Did they catch him pinching a loaf? Where’s Cheech and Chong’s stoner humor when you need it.
His nickname is FIDO, that might be a clue.
His excuse will be “Well I had to go urgently and there were no restrooms around.” The school should provide restrooms for people who use the football field to exercise. Or another excuse could be that he suffers from IBS. I see charges being dismissed. At least he wasn’t masturbating and being caught on camera. The story is humiliating enough.
@geoff the aardvark May 3, 2018 at 11:17 pm
In his career he also
produced a chalupa
dropped a Havana
laid a pipe
Those eyes say a lot.
While this has all the ingredients of a democrat….
Can anyone possibly think there is ANY reason for this type of behavior??
How can ANYONE look at this stupidity and not think ‘mental illness’??
The blatant ignorance is beyond reproach…
Is this a sure sign of the coming apocalypse?
How in the hell…..This has to be the epitome of leadership gone mad.
If I said it once, I said a thousand times:
Govt indoctrination center administrators
crap all over everything! O-8
Wasn’t there an old song called Don’t it make your brown eyes blue? In his case it should be Don’t it make your brown eyes poo.
The people in New Jersey were all worried that the Soprano’s would make them, look bad.
This pretty much eliminates that worry.
anyone remember the National Lampoon 1964 High School Year Book?
… the Mad Crapper strikes again!
PAID leave???? Bull shit.
This wouldn’t even be against the law in San Francisco.
I live the next own over from this guy. All my teenage kids had this story before me. The radio station was having an hour discussion. He is F*cked up in the head, obviously! Supposedly there was an open port-a-potty within 100 yards of his defecation. One caller said he only did it under the bleachers? Who knows?
Another caller said there was a “Men’s Magazine” with an article explaining the affliction to defecate in public if you are not an animal. The reason…You feel deficiant?
In my best extremely loud, obnoxious Dalek voice, ELIMINATE!
Scanning the threads…
Weather…0
Crusades…1
CBS Charlie Rose…2
Ground Beef…7
Mystery Pooper…17
My People own the World
Voiding in public: it’s all the rage nowadays:
https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bDyEQQPJneA/WfOG_YHcxBI/AAAAAAAAUTM/Vozggw4HIT0g5ZVtQyhECXyGAIZ22C4pgCLcBGAs/s1600/PSeP2Mz.jpg
Kennilworth crapper caper.
VV,
England, right?
Finally, we have a name and a face of one of the people who has been making up this shit.
He can’t be fired , his replacement wouldn’t give a shit about anything.
@grool: Could be NYC for all I know, but the picture was on a Russian website,
so probably Russia.
For someone with better writing skills than I do, and more time, should be able to create a variation on the old Johnny Carson /Jack Webb “Claude Cooper Copper Klepto Caper”. Hilarious!
Can’t wait for the surveillance video to be released showing this steward of our children’s minds hunkered down grunting out a steaming log onto the field. Touchdown!
Without a doubt this freak is a rabid member of the democrat communist party.
Looks like a serial killer. Donkey for sure.
It was his way of leaving his calling card.