FOX32 CHICAGO/NEWTON, KS (AP) – Authorities say an extremely intoxicated man who was attempting to have sex with the tailpipe of a car in central Kansas was subdued with a stun gun after he refused to stop.
Newton Lt. Scott Powell says the 24-year-old was taken to an emergency room Tuesday because of his life threateningly high .35 blood alcohol level and possible drug use.
Powell says the man had a possible head injury and “was completely oblivious to everyone standing around and telling him to stop.” Powell says the man is expected to be released from the hospital Thursday.
Police submitted a report to city prosecutors recommending a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lascivious behavior. Nothing had been filed as of Thursday.
h/t Cakes.
He obviously misunderstood the meaning of car jacking.
Muffler F*cker!
He thought it was a Tesla because they not only blow, they suck….
Was it a tricked out shiny new car or one you’d only drive when the bars are closing?
But, I LOVE my car…….ZAP!…oof gurgle gurgle…
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
24 is still a child today
Hey, pal. Yer doin’ it wrong.
Doing it Dodgey style.
Does KY make a 10w40?
Was it a Toyota Priapus? How gay.
That kind of sex musting.
Should I gone to a Jiffy Lube.
Should Of gone to a Jiffy Lube.
why a stun gun? … just turn the car on
(on second thought, maybe that’s what he was trying to do … key just didn’t fit too well)
Autoerotic. I guess.
Hey, that car could be somebody’s mother!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE9C1fQ–LQ
He took the meaning of “laying pipe” literally.
He wanted to try something new because he heard it was better “Up the tailpipe”
Why waste a Stun Gun, just let him finish and then he’ll be too EXHAUSTED to resist arrest!
Hope the car had an AstroGlide transmission.
Might’ve saved every one some trouble and just turned the car on! Some people just gotta learn the hard way, I guess!