I bet the store manager was really pissed!
FOX: A Denver woman was cited Thursday for allegedly causing damage to a 7-Eleven store’s microwave oven when she tried to heat a urine sample, authorities said.
A store clerk reported seeing the suspect, identified as Angelique Sanchez, 26, place something in the Aurora, Colo., store’s microwave before hearing a “loud bang” seconds later, Denver’s KUSA-TV reported, citing an Aurora Police Department report.
The clerk reportedly told Sanchez to clean up the mess or she would alert police. Sanchez then “wiped out the microwave onto the floor” with napkins and left, Pueblo’s KOAA-TV reported, also citing the police report.
The clerk then called police and told them she noticed “yellow liquid dripping from the microwave and the smell was unquestionably urine.” more here
Angelique ‘Dirty’ Sanchez
Urine trouble now!
Our strength is our perversity. Uh, I mean “diversity”.
“Can I use my Mug shot on my company badge?”
Gimme a break. She was playing 7-11’s new game, “Ur-In the money”. But honestly I have greater concern about her health, she’s not drinking enough water.
What exploded? The kidney stones?
More bad news from the religion of Piss…
She was so tired studying for her urine test she totally forgot what she was doing.
Here’s an idea. Put as much work into getting a job, as you do trying to beat a drug test.
Explosion? What was in that urine?
Aww Jeez, it’s all over my slurpee.
Maybe she finally found a recipe that makes menudo tolerable to eat.
I read today that Maine won’t let employers fire or not hire marijuana smokers.
What could go wrong?
Thankfully we only get Mexicos brightest people !
That’s one of those money-saving Helpful Hints:
Nuke your morning pee for three minutes in a paper cup. If it explodes, you’re pregnant.
Still more sanitary than the roller meat…
@ TP May 6, 2018 at 5:04 pm
>Explosion? What was in that urine?
I think that it can be used in manufacturing gun powder. God made it useful for something.