Dangerous: With young men veering away from blue collar careers, Germany looks to train asylum seekers from the Islamic world to become truck drivers, according Austrian news site Wochenblick.
The initiative is called “The drive into your new future” and aims to entice the migrant population to get behind the wheel of a 20,000-pound big rig.
The idea is the brainchild of the SVG Driving School North. The German Red Cross (DRK) and the Logistics Organization (UVL) have been searching for a way to tackle the shortage of professional drivers on German roads.
Trainees will be supervised by a “refugee representative” along their three year path to getting put in the driver’s seat. The candidates are required to pass two exams as well as have their language skills and the status of residence reviewed.
In Angela Merkel’s migrant-heavy Germany, the new arrivals can’t sign up fast enough. “Within a few days, 90 interested parties from all over Schleswig-Holstein and even from Hamburg have reported that 50 more refugees have been placed on a waiting list,” the head of the Red Cross in Kiel, Ilka Hübner, told the press.
the SVG Driving School North and anyone else that thinks this is a good idea is nucking futz!!!!
What could go wrong? After all, I heard they just need jobs and then they won’t turn to terrorism.
…and hey I’ve got an idea! Why not teach them to fly planes?
Weren’t the 9-11 assassins trained in American flight schools?
Is Merkel’s Germany kind of repeating history?
This here is the funniest shit I read all day. Oh and no chance actual German citizens might need the jobs, is there?
Kudos, Germany!
Her entire security team should be made up of refugees.
Just how many terrorist acts have used truck and buses to kill pedestrians?
All the dynamite factory jobs filled?
They’ll soon learn about the law of unintended consequences. DUH!
C’mon folks…..nothing could possibly go wrong with that idea, and I’ll bet Frau Merkel’s buds in the legislature are working on a program to buy these noble immigrants their very own new truck with which to make a living.
Whadda noble Christian she is! [sarcasm off]
This has to be PURPOSELY promoting terrorism. NO ONE is this stupid.
now when these migrants drive over pedestrians shouting allah snackbar, and you know they will, can the pedestrians take merkle to court for damages?
no of course not.
Watch out for the ones that only want to learn how to drive, and aren’t interested in learning how to park.
I guess airline pilot, nitro glycerin factory worker, and building demolitions jobs were all full.
Can we throw Muslim Sisterhood Merkel under the bus yet?
She’s just wanting to help speed things up by training, aiding and abetting The enemy. You are just Not to notice.
Aluh Truckbar!!
Wasn’t aware of a problem of overcrowded sidewalks in Deutschland. Oh well, training muslimes should take care of it.
Merkel wants to market a new German sausage—squashedwurst—made from 100% sidewalk killed long pork.
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Contact any social services coordinator for leading edge hands on training.
Time for Merkel to address the horrible Gynecologist shortage
amongst Teen age Girls.
Will it be legal to drive outside the lines when playing Dodge truck?
Train the camel shaggers to head in one direction — South!!
Just sayin’.
I like a stasifrau that can pack away the suds.
MAJPROTY
Will that burst be Grau or Braun?