Patriot Retort: Tremble at our feet you puny, insignificant humans!
We are the Climate Deniers!
We have the power to raise the temperature and make you sweaty!
Our mighty breath so hot, we can melt ice caps with a single puff!
We are the Climate Deniers!
Able to leap back in time and create this thing called “summer.”
Yes, we are the masters of the weather.
And no mere mortal can stop us from ushering the world into the month of July!
You know, there is nothing more pathetic than a grown woman who has no understanding of changing seasons.
But apparently Bette Midler – earth scientist that she is – believes that we Climate Deniers are so immensely powerful that our very existence increases the temperature of the earth. more here
I occasionally catch the evening news.
The weather takes up half the program.
They prick-tease you forever and then finally tell you WHAT THE FUCKING TEMPERATURE WILL BE TOMORROW! aaaRRRGGGhhh!
Anyway, they also show the record high for the day and what year.
My parents were born in the 1930’s and that was A HOT FUCKING DECADE!
All the record highs were 1934, 1935, 1936…
THOSE GODDAMN MODEL T’s RUINED IT FOR ALL OF US!
DAMN YOU HENRY FORD TO HELL! 🙁
Just wait until there is three feet of snow keeping your ass home this winter. Who gets the blame for that?
CFM 990
Pfft! If it goes against the one world government narrative, then that’s just weather!
Bwahaha! Roast, you pudgy harridan! My plan is working. I’ll burn some more tires when I get home!
I have had more scientific training than Ms. Middler so I know she is full of shit. It’s called the weather, idiot.
When is Bette Midler going to become Bette Endler?
Say, what was that meme somebody mentioned…”I’d rather______________than watch CNN”.
___watch any random three minutes of “The Rose”___
…because that’s how much I hate you, CNN.
When the news says, “Today is the hottest it’s been on this date since 1927” or whatever, the best in-your-face reply is, “So why was it hotter years ago?”
“THANKS FOR NOTHING”
Why you’re quite welcome Bette. And as I reflect on your career I’d like to thank you for nothing you have done.
See how that works Bette, I have now reduced you to a non-respected blithering idiot. And I didn’t even have to use all caps.