Clintons Spotted on a Commercial Flight – What would you say as you walked by?

61 Comments on Clintons Spotted on a Commercial Flight – What would you say as you walked by?

1. “Holy shit, are we on Air Force One?”

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2. Lock her up!

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3. Not a damn thing.

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4. I’d comment that I guessed that Epstein’s plane to Orgy Island must not have been available if they were flying commercial.

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5. “We ain’t stopping for you to talk to Loretta.”

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6. You belong in jail.

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7. “I hope our plane crashes, and everyone survives except you two felons.”

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8. “Did you steal Bernie Sanders’ seat?”

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9. I would fart in their general direction. Especially if I had the opportunity to pass them on the way to the water closet.

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10. Is that really them? Hillary doesn’t have enough contraptions stuck on her back and shoulders. And what is with that mullet!? lol

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11. What would I say,,,,,EWWWWWWWW!!!!!, loud enough to be heard.

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12. “How did they hoist her into that seat?”

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13. If I’m walking past them it means that they’re either in first class or I’m back in coach near the shitter. Either way:
    “If this plane goes down I can die in peace knowing that YOU went to hell before me.”

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14. Hey Bill, your son is sitting back in economy class he wants to know if he can come and say hi.

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15. “Wait…does this plane make a stop on Pedo Island?”

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16. “Allahu akbar.”

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17. “I hope our plane crashes, and everyone survives except you two felons. ”

    Why ruin a perfectly good plane, when all it takes is one broken window? And you just know both of them are too arrogant to wear seat belts.

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18. “Whut… the charters won’t take you anymore cuz they’re tired of getting stiffed?”

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19. “You should have called De Blasio. He could have hooked you up with a nice ride.”

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20. ” Where is United Airlines seat allocation beat down team when you need them”

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21. I’d get a couple of people and then we’d go up to Hillary and we’d all ask her a question at the same time … just to make her do that bobble-head thing she does

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22. “Is this the Lolita Express Flight?”

    “Hey Hillary, Is that a hydration bag full of vodka on your back”?

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23. Hillary, would you mind opening my jar of pickles?

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24. A feeble attempt to escape or trying to get to that not so secret bank account before Trump puts a freeze on it?

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25. Can I borrow a squirt of that hot sauce you got in your purse?

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26. How many Secret Service agents were on that plane?

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27. It would be hilarious if Trump has made it so that the government no longer pays for Secret Service agents’ charter flight costs. At some point, even Barky and Mooch are going to have to slum it in commercial flights.

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28. “Capetbagging trailer trash.”
    Every time I went by.
    And I’d plan to have a weak bladder.

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29. Hi I’m Vince Foster.

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30. One thing you won’t hear: “Hey, Hillary – wanna join the Mile High club?”

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31. “Wow, you people look just like the scumbag Clintons.”

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32. I was under the impression Satin has it’s own wings to fly…….

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33. “How’s Haiti this time of year?”

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34. Oh carp I am on the wrong plane. I”m not going to Gitmo

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35. I guess Ron Brown isn’t on this plane !

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36. “Where are your armed guards?”

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37. Who’s the unlucky TSA guard that drew the short straw for your searches?

    Did your metal chassis frame set off the detector?

    Just die already bitch.

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38. Thanks for throwing the election to Trump.

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39. Do you know who I am?

    That will keep them thinking for the rest of their flight.

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40. Fuck You

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41. I’d ask Hillary “how they hangin?”

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42. “I hope you enjoy hell, you evil bags of sh!t.”

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43. Hi Pepé Le Pew and Nacho.

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44. Too much I want to say. If I got started they would take me off the plane in handcuffs.

    But 20 minutes into the flight I think the cost benefit analysis would kick and and I would launch into it. I think I’d start off with “Bubba, what exactly is your definition of “is”?

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45. hey bill and hillary how come your flying commercial and not private ? did you run out of other peoples money already ?

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46. I’d ask them to watch my pack of support honey badgers for me.

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47. Hillary. How are those coke bottle blue-blocker sunglasses working for you INSIDE the plane?

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48. As a well mannered and classy guy l’d say nothing, but since the world doesn’t work that way anymore, and she helped fuel the “resistance” I would stand in front of her and Bill and scream murderers at the top of my lungs until I had to be restrained and the plane prematurely landed and I had to be escorted off.

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49. KAG 2020 or MAGA! MAGA! MAGA!

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50. Hey Bill, got a cigar?

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51. “look son, losers”

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52. This would call for the Perfect Cheer.
    Trump Trump Trump Trump…USA…USA..
    Every body Now……

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53. >>>>>; Diogenes, Speaking of not being able to open jars, now it’s Trumps fault some libtard women can’t open her jars. HAR HAR
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    https://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/this-australian-journalist-stopped-going-to-the-gym-because-of-trump-and-now-cant-open-jars
    …
    …

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54. Broom broke down?

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55. I wonder if she was allowed to carry on her bottle of hot sauce?
    She never leaves home without it. Lying sack of merde.

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56. Is this flight being re-directed to Lolita Island?

57. What’s up, losers?

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58. Thanks for Making America Gag Again and handing victory to Trump!

    Oh, and BTW, how is your son doing, President Cigar?

    Yours in Patriotism,

    Barack Obama’s Dead Fly

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59. Didn’t anyone else consider urinating on them, instead of waiting in line for the lav?

60. Thank you for getting Donald Trump elected as President.

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61. I wouldn’t say anything. I’d just stop next to them, aim my ass and rip the nastiest fart I could !