There’s A Giant Half-Naked Statue of Jeff Goldblum In England – IOTW Report

There’s A Giant Half-Naked Statue of Jeff Goldblum In England

Diogenes’ Middle Finger: England would be a wonderful place if it weren’t for the British who hang out there. I very much dislike all that King & Queen stuff, and Vice just gave me another reason to make sure I always vacation elsewhere…  GO SEE IT.

22 Comments on There’s A Giant Half-Naked Statue of Jeff Goldblum In England

  1. This is from a scene in the movie “Jurassic Park” when he got injured by the T-Rex. He was leaning on the back of the seat in a jeep to prop himself up but the person who did this sculpture didn’t include it. Stupid; and the quality of this thing is quite sub-par.

    This is #22 of 45 Communist Goals for Taking Over America:

    22. Continue discrediting American culture by degrading all forms of artistic expression. An American Communist cell was told to “eliminate all good sculpture from parks and buildings, substitute shapeless, awkward and meaningless forms.”

    http://gulagbound.com/37055/the-communist-takeover-of-america-45-declared-goals/

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  2. “Nah, Hasselhoff’s big in Japan.”

    One vacation on Maui we stayed at the same resort as Hasselhoff. I was lifting at the Resort gym one morning. Me and a pretty dang serious female lifter. In walks Hasselhoff entourage. They asked us to leave. We both replied Fxck You. A couple minutes later in walks Hasselhoff. The dudes a bean poll. I’m freaken serious. He could get a job cleaning out rain gutter down spouts on your house. The camera adds a lot more than 15 pounds.

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