Breitbart: Deputies from the San Bernadino County Sheriff’s office used Doritos to lure a massive hog back to his home on Saturday.
In emoji-laden posts made to Facebook and Instagram, the San Bernadino sheriffs described a call they received about a “pig the size of a mini horse” wandering a Highland, California, neighborhood. Luckily, due to previous calls about the massive swine, the deputies dispatched to the scene already knew where he lived.
One of the deputies had some Doritos in her lunch bag, and the two left a trail of them leading the animal back to its home. Later, the story was updated to answer two questions of importance to amused readers. First, the Doritos employed by law enforcement were “Poppin Jalapeños.” And while they were unsure of the pig’s actual name, “deputies affectionately nicknamed him ‘Smalls.’” MORE
I didn’t realize Amy Schumer was missing.
I woulda thought donuts.
BACON!!
It’s a tame pig and really not all that big, all they needed was a stick and walked him back home.
Will this method get Hillary back to Chappaqua?
Lettuce and tomato also work well.
Works with me every time.
Got me there, you kidders. Thought for sure article was about Michael Moore, Mike Obama, or Rosie O’Donnell.
Why not Doritos? It works on Michael Moore.
Maybe he had visions of Ali Landry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5t3kcDmUpQ
Ah, Michael Moore. He gets around.
@Gladys October 17, 2018 at 4:18 pm
With Amy Schumer, ya gotta call out “Suey, Suey, Suey” and she’ll hoof it over.