Patriot Retort: When President Trump first announced that he would be holding a rally for Ted Cruz, Michael Avenatti was all tough talk.
I am excited to announce that I will be leading a large resistance rally in Texas at the exact same time of Trump’s (details tba). All groups are welcome to join. We must fight fire with fire and we must send a message that we will fight to make America America again. #Basta
That’s some tough talk there, Mr. #Basta.
Well, tonight’s the night of the Trump rally in Houston.
Rally-goers began queueing up over the weekend – with thousands camping out on the sidewalks.
And where is tough guy Avenatti?
Well, I can tell you where he won’t be: Houston.
Avenatti ain’t No Owner
M’uh pologies Lady
Above was Me
Avenaughty might have the runs, politics is a separate issue.
Here at Avenati, Avenati, and Avenati, we win BIG cases. Just look at Stormy! She’s now won -534,000 dollars! But that’s not all!
He’s gonna look good in that Cinnabons assistant manager cap one day, though.
Hey what do you expect from a liberal democrat?! They never get held accountable on anything so why not make wild claims and threats that the media will just ignore.
Skeevy Sleazy Porn Boy is better suited as mop boy at the adult cinema booths.
So he went off prematurely??
Somewhere in Ohio, a stripper falls off the pole that wasn’t wiped down and fractured the C4 vertebrae in her neck. She may never fulfill her dream of opening a yoga studio.
And when that happens, the Law Offices of Michael Avenatti are there. Call anytime day or night. Our call center is online 24 hours a day.
As proof of his personal touch, Michael will pay your settlements in the manner to which you are accustomed. Namely, in one dollar bills stuffed in your g-string as you lay in traction unconscious on painkillers which he also provided for an additional fee.
“Avenutty BullShit Tough Talk, ZERO Follow Up”
What is there to expect but from a ZERO to begin with?
Speaking of nut his head looks like a filbert nut.
@ BFH – please add that to that +/- but with a natures’ TWIST.
MAGA2016
KAG2020
Avenatti couldn’t draw a crowd if he dowsed himself with gasoline and lit a match.
I am beginning to think that the Creepy Porn Lawyer (who is sometimes also known as Michael Avenatti) resembles Yosemite Sam more than Wile E. Coyote. He certainly doesn’t appear to be following the Acme Corporation’s guidelines for capturing an audience of true believers. But he does seem to be overloaded with bluster, and possessed with a bigger mouth than his most famous client. Nevertheless, I don’t want this gift from Shyster University to stop making empty threats and worthless promises. He needs to get down on the border to round up some more impecunious clients. That won’t help him pay his taxes or the money he owes his former law partner, but it will keep this Shyster front and center as the voters recognize he truly represents the Democrat Party.
” Avenatti couldn’t draw a crowd ” with a crayon. lol
Scum bag lawyer cheated his former
partner & the IRS.
This fuckwad couldn’t lead a puppy on a leash.