Breibart: An urban legend came to life this Halloween when two Aloha, Oregon, parents were sickened by trick-or-treat candy laced with methamphetamine.
The age-old parental tradition of sampling the spoils of Halloween took a dark turn when the two Oregonian parents grew ill. Luckily, none of their children consumed the candy. The Washington County Sheriff’s Office confirmed that the “Sour Patch Kids” tested positive for meth, but are uncertain of where the candy originated.
Authorities have asked parents in the area not to throw out their childrens’ candy, but to hold it as potential evidence in the investigation: “Leave it be. Don’t throw it away. We want you to leave it just as you have found it if you think it’s been tampered with,” Washington County Sheriff’s Office Det. Mark Polovny told Portland ABC affiliate KATU. read more
There are some SICK mofos out there.
I hope they are able to catch the perps.
TommyBoy in IN
At some point in time, I hope you’re my next door neighbor. Man are we going to have some fun.
Like a meth-head would willingly part with those crystals. Most convincing would be if it turned out to be candy cigars.
Um, yeah. Some kook laced one of my kids snickers bar with a fifth of scotch. I didn’t say anything though, I just slept it off.
Progressives in Oregon and Washington deserve their fate.
PORTLAND you say?
I can’t imagine such high-quality grunge-bags would be capable of this!
“I got a rock.”
“Cool! Let’s smoke it!”
Times have changed…
The creeps must have run out of apples and razor blades.