🎈HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BFH! 🍰

107 Comments on 🎈HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BFH! 🍰

1. I love your website! Thank G_d, we are so lucky to have BFH!

   That is very, very kind. We’re lucky to have such wonderful readers. – bfh

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2. Have a very happy birthday with many more to follow. You and your cast have created and maintain the best site on the net, and I for one appreciate it more than you can know.

   It can’t be a great site without great commenters. -bfh

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3. Happy Birthday! You and your admins. have created a great little community here. Love you guys.

   Right back at you Rotty. – bfh

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4. Happy Birthday, boss! You provide a lot of fun here!

   You’re not supposed to be having fun. -bfh

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt7Jj05EaXk

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5. Hope it is wonderful!

   Thank you sir. -bfh

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6. Still not as old as me, but you’re catching up! Happy B Day!
   
   Give me time – bfh

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7. Happy Birthday Big Fur! You’re in FL, right? It’s itching to snow here. GAAAAAAAAA!!!

   That’s all I got here. Let me at least rub in the weather. -bfh

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8. MJA, you call him “boss”? LOLOL!

   Happy birthday, BFH, ya big lug!

   That was a first, btw. – bfh

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9. Happy Birthday, BigFurHat!!!

   And you areeeeeeeeee????? -bfh

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10. Happy Birthday Fur, as the socialists would say….Have a drink on them! 🙂

    Have I ever told you the combination of your name and your avatar makes me clench? – bfh

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11. Happy Birthday, BFH!

    I always hoped you had a wife who would comment on here as BigFurCoat.

    I would keep my wife in the dark about things like fur coats. -bfh

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12. Happy Birthday BFH.
    You are appreciated for all you do!

    But when I walk down the street, no one cares! lol -bfh

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13. Woohoo! Happy Birthday, Big Guy!!

    Thank you Vixen! You’ve seen a lot of these. Hard to believe I’m only 39. – bfh

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14. On this day in history, Einstein publishes his quantum theory of light, the BBC begins broadcasting AND a little boy is born who is destined to bring light and joy to the lonely and oppressed voices of the Right. Rock on, BFH!

    E = BFH Squared

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15. Happy birthday, Fur!!

    I will try and be happy today… I can’t promise anything. -BFH

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16. Why are we wishing BFH a Happy Birthday – he didn’t “build that.” The work was done by mom and dad, the doctor, the nurses, the medical facility and by extension our glorious state that graciously permitted all of that to happen. As a consequence, we are seizing the birthday cake and redistributing it to needy and deserving vote counters in Florida who are busy manufacturing fake ballots and votes so that they can receive some nourishment for their selfless, albeit fraudulent and corrupt efforts on behalf of all of us party faithful.

    But at the risk of tainting the birthday proceedings with well wishes from a heterosexual white male and discriminating against all others who are not celebrating a birthday today, I hereby exercise my privilege and bid you “Happy Birthday.”

    He said taint… -bfh

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17. I hope you are having a great Birthday BFH and many more to come with you here at IOTWReport!

    “Wouldn’t want to be anywhere else.” -bfh

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18. And another year slips by…
    H-B-D BFH!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUzV7dvtpzA
    I know your name isn’t Alex, but this is the best I could do…

    “slip slidin’ away…” -bfh

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19. I sincerely hope the candles on your cake aren’t the only thing that get lit. Happy Birthday BFH

    “whatcha got? ” -bfh

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20. @MJA: How did you know it was his birthday? Did you sense his presents?

    P.S. – Happy Birthday, Fur.

    “Going to PO Box — hopefully… ” bfh

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21. Happy Birthday, BFH!

    (fist bump) -bfh

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22. Happy birthday!

    Your avatar looks like my cake candles. – bfh

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23. Happy birthday big guy!

    Same to you.. Wait.. what? -bfh

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24. November 14th.
    1. BFH’s birthday!
    2. My wife’s and my anniversary and on the same day as our wedding;
    3. The Marshall football team is in a horrible air disaster.

    I don’t know if any of these events have anything in common other than the date, but to me they’re pretty memorable.
    Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

    My birthday lands on the day I was born, which makes it easy to remember.
    Happy Anniversary! Say hello to the Mrs.! -bfh

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25. Happy Birthday BFH! May you having many more in good health!

    You know you’re getting old when health is the best present. But you’re right! – bfh

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26. Happy Birthday BFH ! But Will Mexico pay for all those candles?

    “I had to buy carbon credits before they allowed me to ignite them.” –bfh

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27. Happy Birthday, BFH! 🎂🍨🍹😊

    “When’s yours, btw?” -bfh

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28. Happy Birthday, Mr. Big! Not sure how old you are, but lemme tell ya…the older you get, the quicker those birthdays come around. It’s spooky. Like yer no longer a part of the normal time/space continuum…

    “So what you’re saying is I can get away with this again next month?” bfh

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29. Happy Birthday, Mr. Hat.
    Hope you have a thousand more.

    “That’s a lot of wives. I don’t have the energy.” -bfh

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30. A loud Huzzah and an upraised hat in celebration!

    “not too loud…I’m napping.” -bfh

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31. It was an auspicious day – I remember it well.

    I was standing in for the doctor because … uhh … he had had a little too much to drink the night previous.
    Yes. I delivered BFH into the world that cold November morning – oh so many years ago. And only I perceived what a momentous change there was in the World!
    It was as if flowers smelled sweeter, honey tasted better, covfefe was darker – more sublime, the Sun shined a little brighter, the birds sang a little more melodiously, and people just seemed friendlier.

    “Thanks Mr. Williams. You’re amazing” bfh

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32. On your birthday, you are not supposed to overinulge in food ot Spirits! Really? Says whom?
    HBD!!!
    
    Too late. I ate a big lunch. ” bfh

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33. Buon compleanno Sig. Hat!

    “I’m not complainin’ ” -bfh

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34. Happy birthday old friend! Hope your day kicks ass!
    
    Not mine, though. -bfh

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35. Happy Birthday, BFH!

    Are you ready for the World Series of Poker SENIOR Tournament?

    I’ll see you there!’

    “All in. I got 5, 9 off… I’m a genius.” -bfh

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36. Happy Birthday, Hat!!

    Thank you counselor! -bfh

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37. What’s the “Florida thing” to do on one’s birthday?
    Happy Birthday many times over.

    Not call an ambulance. -bfh

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38. Happy birthday Fur. Have a great day. Thanks for the great site. I don’t know what I’d do without it.

    “You’d be at Weasel Zippers.” -bfh

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39. Happy birthday, to the multi-talented BFH! Love you lots. Thanks for all your hard work keeping this site and it’s ragtag bunch of commentors going. Have a great day and year.

    “When you got to ragtag I knew you were talkin’ about iOTW” -bfh

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40. whatcha got? ” -bfh

    Good Bourbon for starters, not admitting to nuffin’ else. wink wink, nod nod XD

    
    “Good Bourbon for “STARTERS”? The rest you’d have to feed by IV.” -bfh

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41. 39? You’re in Florida

    Demand a recount..

    Happy Birthday !
    
    That’s true. That Snipes bitch could probably get me down to 37.” -bfh

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42. Like I needed a reason to drink…Up Yours Fur !

    “Go find your shoe… you binty bint.” -bfh

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43. Happy Birthday BFH, Hope you have so much fun today that the House democrats will have to investigation.

    “I’m impeachable.” – bfh

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44. Why didn’t ‘Q’ mention this?…

    “He did, you just don’t know how to interpret what he’s saying.” -bfh

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45. Happy Birthday BFH 🙂 …AND? 😀

    Anddddddddddddd… happy birthday to you too??? -bfh

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46. Happy Birthday, Big Guy!!! And many more to come!!! YOU DA MAN!!!!

    I just checked. Yep! -bfh

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47. I would protest this, but my snowflake license melted…

    Triggered are you? – bfh

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48. IOTWREPORT.COM ROCKS!

    Happy Birthday – and many happy returns (from elections and otherwise!)

    Good line – bfh

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49. H.B.D. B.F.H. !

    U txted tht? – bfh

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50. Careful, Fur…you’re getting to the age where the ObamaCare Death Panels will be keeping an eye on your medical expenses. Plus, you’re really close to Broward County, which is not very safe…

    Happy Birthday from a fellow Floridian!

    “what county?” -bfh

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51. Happy Birthday, Mr. Hat!
    May GOD smile on you and yours today, and always!
    Keep up the good fight…
    Frank, Freeda, and the entire TriggerReset.net family

    All the Blunts! Thank you. -bfh

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52. Happy Happy Birthday, BFH!

    Thank Thank you! -bfh

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53. May your Birthday wishes all come true.

    39th birthdays are great. You should have a dozen or two before moving on to 40.

    Here’s your B-day song from me:

    ♫♪ This is your birthday sooong.
    It isn’t very loong. ♫♪

    Tough to dance to. -bfh

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54. HBD, BFH. It’s a beautiful, clear day down here in PBC. Enjoy your birthday, Fur, and you can start wearing that hat again in about six weeks…

    Thank you! We had a foggy morning for some reason. -bfh

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55. Hey BFH –

    “Happy Birthday B-F-H
    Happy Birthday to you,
    To make you day turn out good,
    I sing this song,
    On this day,
    In this way,
    If I may,
    Toooooooo YOU.”

    (via from an old Little Rascals with my take)

    So glad my ship landed here in this here IOTW friendly harbor…

    Hap Hap Happy B-day!

    Did you get another big fur hat to add to your collection??

    GoCJG

    Thank you Ghost. I’m glad you’re aboard. – bfh

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56. Happy Birthday! Here’s to an outstanding day!

    I’ve been outstanding all day… I’m sun burnt. -bfh

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57. Happy Birthday, BFH. I sent you a postcard but it got lost in the mail. The good news is it just turned up in a pile of Broward County Provisional Ballots

    Who’d I vote for? -bfh

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58. Happy Birtjday Mr. Hat!
    I don’t always comment, but I always lurk.
    I thank you for proving a place for the likes of me to lurk.

    When you emerge, it’s always good. Thank you! -bfh

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59. Happy Birthday!

    Short and sweet from such a tall guy. – bfh

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60. Happy Birthday! And many more to come! God bless you!!

    🎉🎈🎂🎊🎁

    And to you and yours! Thank you. -bfh

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61. Wishing you a luxurious birthday tub day with a shiny new bath caddy roomy enough for a laptop, many presents and a slice of cake and ice cream. Happy Birthday BFH!!!

    I’ve been running really risky maneuvrs lately. Now the e sticks on the keyboard. – bfh

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62. Best wishes and many happy returns.

    Thank you.. and now I can’t think of returns without thinking about elections. -bfh

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63. Happy bday B.

    (too bad we cant all be young and pretty)

    At this age ya just need to take off your glasses. -bfh

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64. Big Fur, here’s big wishes for a happy birthday and prayers for a continued successful site.

    I hope so! Thank you. That is a good wish. -bfh

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65. Fur, HAPPY HAPPY DAY!! To the best artiste on the interWebs!! Congrats!!

    -That extra e at the end allows me to charge more. Thank you!” -bfh

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66. I was just thinking yesterday how lucky we all are to have a decent news site with caring commenters. And it’s all your doing (with a little help!).

    Thanks, Mr. Hat.
    Happy birthday and many more!!!

    Lots of help. Trust me. On behalf of all of them, thank you for the kind words. -bfh

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67. Wow! One more b-day. Amazing.

    So….. like, 8 or 9 more to go?

    From your lips… to God’s…. – bfh

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68. Happy Birthday!

    A shame you have to work at your age 🙂

    Exactly.- bfh

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69. Sorry I’m late to the party. HBD

    Not possible. TY! – bfh

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70. Happy Birthday. BFH!
    Have fun today, but don’t party like it’s 2020 yet.
    Thanks for all you do, proving the left is limitless lunacy.

    -Thank you. I’ll try, but they’re stealing elections right now as I type!! -bfh

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71. Happy Birthday BigFurHat! Luv you!

    Right back atcha! -bfh

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72. Happy Birthday young man!!!!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLaoDlZltUI .

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73. Happy Yo!
    http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3292/2811709383_2285802e0e_z.jpg

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74. . . .and for dessert
    https://i3.wp.com/farm8.staticflickr.com/7580/16017869027_a323a64760_b.jpg

    All Night Long

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75. As usual,am late to the Party. No too late
    to wish you the Best on your Birthday!
    Are we having Cup Cakes?

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76. Happy Very Very Happy Birthday to the Fur man!

    Hope you get all good news today.

    But don’t open the door, watch TV or read the internet tomorrow – it might explode because of saving it from today!

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78. Volusia County, Fur. 100 miles or so north of you.

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79. Happy birthday and best wishes, BFH. Thanks for all the laughs.

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80. Hope you’re having a great birthday Mr Fur. I tell many fellow Canadian deplorables about IOTWREPORT and they love the site now as well. All the best!

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81. Even my yard boy knew it was your birthday, BFH! And he said:

    ¡Dígale “Feliz cumpleaños, señor Big Fur Hat” de mi parte! Y dígale que el próximo año todas mis tías y tíos y primos y sobrinas y sobrinos estarán aquí para decirles “Feliz cumpleaños” directamente de ellos mismos.

    edit: dang. can’t get the url through your comment html filter! Take it to https://translate.google.com for enlightenment!

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82. Hey BFH, here’s wishing you a Great Big Rocky Mountain Happy Birthday!!! Without the snow of course…

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83. Just now seeing this, Big! As soon as I find my ’19 calendar, I’ll try to remember to mark off Nov 14 as your day ♥♥♥♥

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84. HB, BFH!

    YOURS IN PATRIOTISM,

    BODF

    P.S. C U IN 2020!

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85. AVENATTI ARRESTED!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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86. @Chance: And hopefully without the oysters, too.

    (…Don’t eat ’em, Fur! Give ’em to the dog!)

    😉

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87. Cheers!
    (Glug glug glug)
    Cheers again!
    (Glug glug glug)
    My liver kinda hurts.
    Happy Birthday, beloved benevolent Hat!

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88. Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present – I didn’t get you one.

    Happy Day!

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89. Happy birthday Boss! Don’t forget to feed your pet alligator before bedtime!

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90. Happy Birthday, Fur! Hope it was worth waiting another year for!!

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91. The Rat Fink sez Happy Birthday sir!

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92. IMHO….the greatest thing going is we are all on the same wave length to insure Big Fur’s continued success to fight against the low-life, scum-sucking, Neanderthals that threaten the very existence of America.

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93. Happy Birthday BigFurHat! Thank you for all your help and support over the years.

    Ever get your socks back? 😉

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94. Oh Dear,
    I am sooo late in the day to wish you a Happy Birthday, but I hope it has been wonderful – love this site and all you do to make it friendly and educational and fun, fun, fun! Out of town today, so missed this earlier. Better late than never?

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95. Happy Birthday.Mr. Hat.
    Mr. Hat. We hope you have had,or are having a fun night.
    Love A.A. and the Saltine.

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96. Happy Birthday Mr. Hat !! Here’s to the long gone days when we both looked like Jeff Spicoli 🙂

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97. Happy Birthday FUR

    A pinch to grow an inch. At our age that’s girth not height. LOL

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98. FUR and Your Big Hat! Happy Birthday! Now I know why I love this site … Mine’s tomorrow!

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99. “A birthday is the date that God decided that the world can not exist without you.”

    ♪♫♫[̲̅̅H̲̅][̲̅̅A̲̅][̲̅̅P̲̅][̲̅̅P̲̅][̲̅̅Y̲̅] [̲̅̅B̲̅][̲̅̅I̲̅][̲̅̅R̲̅][̲̅̅T̲̅][̲̅̅H̲̅][̲̅̅D̲̅][̲̅̅A̲̅][̲̅̅Y̲̅] ♪♫♫ ║░█░█░║░█░█░█░║░█░█░║░█░█░█░║░█░█░░║ ║░█░█░║░█░█░█░║░█░█░║░█░█░█░║░█░█░░║ ║░║░║░║░║░║░║░║░║░║░║░║░║░║░║░║░║░░║ ╚═╩═╩═╩═╩═╩═╩═╩═╩═╩═══╩═╩═╩═╩═╩═╩══╝ ಌஜಌ “Happy Birthday to you ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸ ಌஜಌ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸ ಌஜಌ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Birthday ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸ ಌஜಌ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Dear Big Fur Hat ** ಌஜಌ Happy Birthday to you ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸ ಌஜಌ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ and many more!” ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸ ಌஜಌ

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100. Happy Mirth Day to You!
     Thanks for keeping us amused and informed!

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101. C Днём рождения!

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102. https://giphy.com/gifs/birthday-happy-hbd-3oEhn78T277GKAq6Gc

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103. What BFH did for his birthday. https://weartv.com/news/offbeat/florida-man-breaks-into-restaurant-strips-naked-eats-noodles-plays-bongos

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104. Late to the party as usual. I hope there is some spiked punch left.

     Hope it was a great day!

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105. Happy 39 Big Fur Hat. So happy to be allowed to experience your world of logic and humor.

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106. Sorry I missed the party. Happy belated birthday, Fur!

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107. A belated Happy Birthday you old bastard!