“Warning! Never fly @AerLingus I flew business class (this airline doesn’t have 1st class) & ALL of my bags were lost. I can get no answers or help. I gave myself over 24hr before my important lecture just in case but now it appears I STILL have to cancel because I have none of my stuff,” she wrote. more
Here come the jokes…
I’m thinking they’re stuck to a conveyor somewhere.
She couldn’t give her “important lecture” because she “didn’t have any of her things”. What are her “things”? Do I even want to know? Aren’t her most important “things” already attached to her body?
All Passengers please be advised. . .
The Dogs are for Search and Rescue use only.
I Repeat. . .
The Dogs are for Search and Rescue use only.
Please Pet and Whistle While they Work
We have a missing Bag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJIz-XNLEn8
The Irish don’t call it “CunnAerLingus” fer nuthin’….
So, she’s not coming?
Since when is a blowjob a lecture? I have had about enough to the Goddamned abuse of the English language by Democrats trying to sell another round of their bullshit
In all fairness it seems like it would be easy to misplace a g-string and a couple of pasties.
What do normal people do in cases of lost luggage? Ever hear about buying an outfit for a day or two? Another helpless moron….
“Igor, help me with the bags.”
“Soitenly. You take the blonde, I’ll take the one in the toiben.”
What’s the prob? She does her work in the buff.
Too bad it weren’t Her Emotional Baggage.
Sig,
This sounds like a case for a Lawyer.
Let their Professions handle it.
You think that’s bad?
Try flying Ana Lingus Airlines.
Man what a pain in the ass they are. But as a porn star, she should be used to it.
Considering Aer Lingus sounds like some she would do for $2500/hr, what’s the problem when you work naked anyway?
Dr Jung…It’s Friday…and I’ve been drinking…Stop by later
and I’ll put on My Freudian Slip.
Use a cadaver dog. Or hire Jim Acosta with his new drug and crotch sniffing cone.
Uh, her luggage did not pass the smell test…and what she ‘wears’ should be all carry on in a purse?
Karma is happening these days is it not?
MAGA2016
KAGA2020
Yet another in an endless parade of examples of how low “higher” education has gone. To think the once prestigious Oxford paid this imbecile to “lecture”. Imagine being a parent paying for such idiocy.
I’m sure Aer Lingus will return all her stuff after they’ve tried it out. They may have never seen this kind of stuff.
!9 comments and not one mention of Connie…..
Stormy Danials…….Aer Lingus……
The karma is rich…….
I’M JUST ROFLOL!!!!!!!!
“important lecture”
I think I just busted a gut laughing.
Connie Lingus was my neighbor on the floor below me.
You too, willysgoatgruff?
Seen on the wall in a restroom: Connie Lingus + Phil Atio, inside a heart.