Morning Joe & Mika are married in super secret ceremony.
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How can they be married if they don’t believe in God?
It’s no secret that nothing could be less newsworthy
If a Milk Dud officiated my wedding, I’d want to keep it a secret too.
Give it a week and his forehead will finally get into the room…..
Surely Soy Joe will do the right thing and take Mika’s last name.
Good for them. Two of the ugliest and dumbest people on tv. Hopefully it is too late for them to breed.
Puke.
They didn’t marry for love, they married for liberalism.
Well, one has an extra chromosome & one is short one – so maybe the kids will be okay?
Was it at Bohemian Grove? did HK give her away for Zig?
*yawn*
“Do you, Mika, promise to love and cherish this ugly piece of shit standing next to you, and to hate President Trump and conservatives like the rabid bitch dog you are until the day you die?”
I now pronounce you both, a big fxcking waste of time.
Prior to the super secret ceremony, E! News had placed them both on double secret probation.
@willysgoatgruff: that’s not a forehead, it’s a five-head!
MGTOW!
“According to Vanity Fair, the television anchors tied the knot at the National Archives in Washington, D.C. on Saturday with the nation’s founding documents, including the Constitution and Declaration of Independence, right at their side. ”
I wonder how many times they tried to set the Constitution on fire?
She reminds me of Mooch.
Antifa goons most upset it was a secret ceremony. They couldn’t protest the lack of inclusivity.
What’s the point?
Really, what’s the point?
Unless there’s some tax avoidance …
izlamo delenda est …
Gosh I hope Mika is not found dead in Joe’s office like that intern was in Florida
She probably makes Joe sleep in the spare bedroom so as not to bother the alpha in the master bedroom
THIS^^^^^^ 😀
Which one is Beavis, and which one is Butthead?
I thought he was the gay muppet.
Can’t think of two people more deserving… of one another.
Caught on mic at nuptials:
” Do you Beavis take Butthead to be your lawfully wedded bride?”
” Yeah….Cool”
Which one was the bride and which one was the groom or were they both?
I’m holding my excitement for the announcement of the super-secret union of Whoopedy and Joy Behag.
Or was it the May/Dec whirlwind romance of Megan McCain and Joe Biden?
Alyssa Milano and Bernie Sanders?
may i be the first to introduce Mrs and Mrs Brezinski.
The question is, which people will they both be cheating on each other with next?
@MJA….The simple answer is Alan Dershowitz with a feather duster, in the library holding his candle stick….
It’s a BFD I say!
Just as long as they don’t reproduce. There are already too many cockroaches on planet earth!
Oh, GOOD! I’m SO relieved. Surely now, somewhere on the planet, someone will be able to die happy…
MSNBC’s Mika and Joe Mocked Trump’s Warnings: ‘Nonsense! The Caravan’s Not Coming!’ These two were F’ed stupid before birth. Let’s pray ’till death,,, and yep, no kids for you two! It would be a ugly child, Banjo Boy with a droopy nose, yug!
I accidentally clicked on this link thinking it was the story about how most women are killed by their husbands.
“Their indulgent wedding cake was a 20-layer crap cake.” 💩
Got the milk for free, but still bought the gray old cow.
What a fool…
Wondering how long it will be before the double secret separation will start.
Nods – Gosh I hope Mika is not found dead in Joe’s office like that intern was in Florida. Nah, I think in this day and age with MSNBC’s contract agreements Joe’s got more to worry about now.
so jethro aka lurch and elly may aka wednesday got hitched. i thought those two were already swoppin spit back in 1964
“swoppin spit back in 1964” – great code words in a distance past! LOL! Kids today so confused thinking their being so edgy over us old farts who just don’t understand. Never remember having free condom machines with french ticklers in the restrooms back than.
So the National Archives is now a wedding venue? That really pisses me off, especially since it was two of the most un-American adulterous blatherers on TV. (Granted, that’s a fairly large group, but still.)
“free condom machines with french ticklers in the restrooms”
you mean they were not just in bowling alley bathrooms back then?
and those were next to the one that dispensed Hai Karate, Aqua Velva Blue Ice, English Leather, Pinau’s Clubman, Old Spice, Stetson and Brute for 50 cent a sprit.
man i miss bowling.
“Man i miss bowling”. Your alleys were much different than mine I must say. Went to North Jersey in the late 60’s and they had never heard of duck-pin. Now it was different in the bathrooms at the drive-ins the early 70’s. Thanks for the laughs and memories! Pinau’s Clubman a barbershop staple still to this day, if you can find a real barbershop,,,
And I give a flying fuck upon hearing this……..why?
They’ll adopt a Biafran thalidomide baby and name him Che Zbigniew.
Crickets,,,