NASSAU COUNTY, Fla. — A man is accused of stabbing a woman in the head during an argument over a baked potato, WJAX reports.
Kenneth Crumpton, 36, of Yulee, Florida, is charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. Story
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“With a fork to the head”… We’ll all be eating with chopsticks by 2025 if the left gets their way.
Then by 2030, we will be separated into high chairs at least 3 feet apart and eating with our fingers.
I hear baked potato’s at the Nassau County Jail are to die for.
he’s gonna find out how many potatoes he can hide in his ass soon.
I swear it will be done!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87xSgQscCxw
@Inigo, He has six fingers on his right hand that carried the fork…
Go get him!
I’d bet she couldn’t make a decent sammich, either.
This guy had better sleep with 1 eye open, gripping his pillow tight.
Slapping your wife around is OK, hell everyone does that, but using a knife? It was going too far but at least the point was made!
Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s…
FLORIDA MAN.
Calling Bugs Bunny!
Calling Bugs Bunny!
Will be voting in the 2020 election.
Well?
What the fuks wrong with the bitch?
Can’t bake a fukkin potatoe?
She refused treatment for multiple stab wounds in the head.
Stick a fork in her she done.
Pretty soon parents are going to keep kids in line by warning them about “Florida Man.”
He could have sworn she said “wanna fork around?”
“The woman had multiple stab wounds but refused treatment.” Just another day in the life . . .
For the next couple years he will be using a spork and the potatoes will be mashed from dehydrated flakes.
BTW, your ex get half of your stuff now, dipchit
bon apetit
OK, this story made me think of the time when we first got together and we had worked up an appetite but all he had was a bag of spuds. So he says, I’ll show you how to bake a potato. (I knew nothing) so he pokes holes in them, puts them in and a while later, BOOB, BOOM, BOOM! Every single one exploded. Jim didn’t miss a beat, he says I decided to make scalloped potatoes instead. I thought I was going to die laughing.