As the federal government is in the midst of a partial shutdown, Georgetown University wants any affected staff and students to know they can take advantage of campus counseling services.
As of Saturday, approximately one-quarter of the federal government closed down as negotiations between Republicans and Democrats did not produce a funding agreement. The main issue is construction of a wall on border between the US and Mexico.
The shutdown could persist into the new year.
In an email obtained by The College Fix, GU Associate Vice President for Federal Government Relations Katy Button reminded the campus community that the university’s Faculty & Staff Assistance Program includes “free [and] confidential counseling,” and is available to those impacted by the federal closures.
I got some free counseling for them. “Get A Life !”
Will there be an open bar for the celebration?
My Social Security check arrived this morning. What shut down?
I don need no stinkin’ counseling!
No Play-Doh, coloring books or an emotional support puppy?
What a bunch of pussies!
Don’t believe a word from those counselors it really IS that bad, just go ahead and kill yourselves.
I can’t wait to see where South Park takes this and runs with it.
It is really something to see how many people have been stripped of their innate human dignity and volunteer to be a victim these days. Ridicule is about all they deserve.
This is just a ruse by left wing Jesuits and fellow travelers to embarrass President Trump for Schumky Schumer’s shutdown.
Phuckemall!
As an Exhibitionist, I suffer from a deep depression when my government doesn’t have the resources to spy on me.
So when, as a consequence of the government shutdown, will we start seeing widespread cannibalism?
I got dibs on the Fat Kid down the Hall
What a bunch of fags.
They should hand out free nooses.
Uh, refresh my memory… Were there massive ‘panic attacks’ when Obama had the government shut down the four or five times he did?
I don’t think it happened.
…why is this such an earth shattering deal now?
The double minded idiocy of leftists is so redundant at this point.
Why is it bad now when it wasn’t bad before? Because it isn’t your ‘guy’ or whatever? When did America get so divided?
(Also, as someone who has a sister with real, viable struggles with panic attacks and anxiety due to traumatic events, I take major offense to how many little bitchy snowflakes try and say that they’re having one. NO YOU’RE NOT.)
Oops, I mean Effect.
Screw you Bill Gates.
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h/t Anodtothegods