The Federalist: “Ivanka Vacuuming” is now a thing in the nation’s capital. Because art, or something.
The exhibit, on display at CulturalDC’s former Flashpoint Gallery in Washington, D.C., is a piece of “performance art” where an Ivanka Trump lookalike wearing a pink dress with bows and stiletto shoes vacuums crumbs off a plush, pink carpet. To make the spectacle interactive, onlookers are encouraged to take crumbs from a pedestal and throw them at her to vacuum up.
“Inspired by a figure whose public persona incorporates an almost comically wide range of feminine identities – daughter, wife, mother, sister, model, working woman, blonde – Ivanka Vacuuming is simultaneously a visual celebration of a contemporary feminine icon; a portrait of our own relationship to that figure; and a questioning of our complicity in her role-playing,” a press release on the project reads. “The public is invited to throw crumbs onto the carpet, watching as Ivanka elegantly vacuums up the mess, her smile never wavering. This process repeats itself for the entire duration of the performance.”
The irony, of course, is that the exhibit reflects every stereotype feminists claim to stand against, oversexualizing Ivanka’s body and ignoring her hard work. (One can only imagine the feminist rage if it were, say, Michelle Obama on display.) MORE
next up, Ironing Donalds wife beater shirt and folding underwear.
Yeah, when you get a model half as hot as Ivanka, call me.
This one ain’t it.
She’s very nice, but not in the same league.
“Art Exhibit Invites People To Throw Trash At Vacuuming Ivanka Trump Lookalike”
seems only fair that some of us can hide behind the display AND SHOOT MUTHER FXCKERS IN THE FACE. deep breath. O.K. I feel better now. don’t call the cops, I’m good.
The stupidity is huge among libtards.
I wish that Ivanka would go to see this so called art and buy all the crumbs and stand there and throw big hand fulls of crumbs all over the place and make the model work her ass off to keep up,while she was laughing her self silly.
I’d go if I could throw meat and bread to make me a sammich.
Why Beauty Matters?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHw4MMEnmpc
I highly HIGHLY recommend you watch this at your own pace.
Says quite a LOT.
The leftists think their art is clever but it sucks.
This started MANY years ago…as in about 100 years ago which coincided with WWI…effed up EVERYONE including the artists.
I don’t know that I like Ivanka’s politics. I don’t know that I’ve ever been told the truth though. She sure as hell has her dads golden touch. One thing for damn sure is she a capitalist. Can she vacuum a room better than housekeeping? I’m saying yes. Can she drive a D9. Yes she can.
http://theredelephants.com/watch-ivanka-trump-smoke-golfball-heels/ …
I bet she knows how to run a vacuum cleaner too.
This thing doesn’t pick up pennies at all!
I can’t help but think about Michelle Obama mucking out her stall when I see this.
Big mike could have groomed kids for lice. Set your youngun up on the bench and ol mike would worth through their hair in notime! Pesky lice aren’t a problem when big mike is on the job
Geoff C. The Saltine! LOL That would be art 🙂
Would have the lefties cryin’ and pissin’ all at once. Genius, pure genius.
Next exhibit:
Obama curling 2.5 pound dumbbells
“You get to throw high priced arugula at his skinny ass.”
ghost of brig gen.Re. Sir Roger Scruton. That was worth watching. Thank you. Our future looks bleak.
i second Moe Tom. Great link by ghost of brig gen j glover
Smug retards.They feel, not think.
Sleep calls, from you sick wonderful bastard’s comments,,
think a embolism is forming,
Best wishes!
G’Nite
With their cynicism in mind, I wonder why no such “artist” didn’t take their shot and do Hillary.
Imagine a Lewinsky lookalike having the cumshot cleaned off her blue dress by a politically determined First Lady using her dampened washcloth (that she used on her server) while Bubba the POTUS is sheepishly sitting on the floor, under his desk, in rumpled boxers that have lipstick lips mouthing “loverboy”.
That would be thought-provoking, Republic-defending, ART, I’d say!
How sexist is this? Does she later make a sandwich for the men in the audience and then do the dishes?
Ghost of Brigadier General J. Glover — MANY THANKS for that great link ! Looking at the big picture — Beauty matters, not just individually, but also in keeping Western Civilization alive.
[Why we make our beds first thing in the morning — to keep chaos (and ugliness) at bay.]
I always thought that Mike 0bama grabbing her crotch was performance art.
Wonder how much of today’s art will endure for hundreds of years the way the art of the old masters has for hundreds of years?
I’m thinking of creating some performance art myself.
A Hillary Clinton lookalike licking uncooked calimari rings off of a pink shag carpet.
Just a suggestion: A painting of big Mike burying dog shit in the White House vegetable garden and Biden next to BM sampling the vegetables.
Do Hillary in an apron baking cookies.
About the looniest things to read is art criticism and analysis. I’ve got a book of Van Gogh’s works and the commentary for each painting is ludicrous, but also serious. They want to be taken seriously. It’s full of overused words and phrases that only academic art freaks use.
But the word simultaneously is a good one. I would like to shoot a liberal in the head and simultaneously stick a knife in his guts. Conservatives should use simultaneously more often.