Woman rolls up to random police traffic stop driving on rim with full margarita in her cup holder.
Breaking 911:
The following is from the Tulsa, Oklahoma Police Blotter:
Officer Martin and Officer Badgett were on a traffic stop at 6300 E. 38th St. While on the stop a driver drove up to our stop driving on a rim (she had wrecked her car on something, unknown what it was). We could hear her coming from a block away.
We quickly ended our original stop and stopped her. After rolling up to the stop, she turned into Normandy. When asked how much she had to drink, she stated two tequila shots (said this as she could barely stand upright).
Actually, she’s kinda cute. I would have taken her back to my house to sober up………if she wasn’t arrested for putting everyone’s life in danger.
Not my girlfriend again!
She’s gone beyond having a drinking problem to a drunken problem?
This is a clear case of mistaken identity. Those ociffers acted poorly.
Wrong color to get the charges dismissed…..
You’d think the pricks could have changed her tire for her!
Good thing they got before that zit on her upper lip exploded all over the windshield!
Uber sure is cutting back on its standards.
I’m not as thunk as you drink I am
I’m not under the alchaflince of incahol
I swear to drunk I’m not God!
You’re right, take me drunk, I’m home again.
MOTHER !! Again ??
“Time to retire”
Most of that damage appears to be caused by the tire beating the fender to death. She looks to be pretty jolly in that image. I wonder if she “was” aware of the shiite-storm heading her way…..
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
Picky, picky, picky … can’t even have fun in Tulsa, now!
First N’alens now Tulsa …
izlamo delenda est …
Man it’s Tulsa, everyone knows tires are optional in Tulsa…
Here’s a quarter, honey…go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.
So, this woman blew a .21 and climbing. What’s the government’s solution? Why, they need to lower the BAC standard from .08 to .05! Yaaaaaay. That’s the answer. And the left wants the government to manage our health care.
I’d SMASH it! 😘
The fact she likes to get drunk, will greatly aid MY cause! 😛
Officer: “You drinkin”?”
A. A Dillon: “I don’t know. You buyin’?”