Stilton’s Place: Some days, the muse doesn’t pay us a visit. Unsurprisingly, this usually happens on days in which the “news” is full of the same, meaningless pap that we’re already sick of talking about. Case in point: the NY Times just published a 1500 word story which says “unnamed sources” may have been in contact with “unnamed members” of the Mueller investigation team who may have said that the full report is considerably rougher on Trump than the Barr summary indicates.
If that story deserves any response other than “blow it out your ass,” we certainly can’t think of it.
How Long is a China-man.
Zut alors!
Someone told me that someone said someone did it.
What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
“I Surrender!”
(Je me rends!)
My Aunt’s sister’s brother-in-law’s brother’s cousin’s wife’s second-cousin-by-marriage’s uncle’s Plumber’s girlfriend’s pool-boy claims that he overheard Trump’s pool-boy’s boy-friend’s sister that there might be some damaging information in the Mueller report.
And you can take THAT to the bank!
(this is what passes for “sources” in this day and age)
izlamo delenda est …
“What does a Frenchman say on a rollercoaster?”
~ “COVFEFE!!!” around 1 minute and 11 seconds in time
What do you call a dehydrated Frenchman? Pierre !
We’ve been putting up with the phony tactic of media hacks using the phrase “some say…” since the days of Connie Chung and Diane Sawyer.
When they vet a story today they take it to the animal hospital and doctor it up!
Thank heavens for little girls!
@ Irony: Don’t forget Cronkite and Rather.
“I SURRENDER!”
Wait-… a “rollercoaster,” you say?
I think the man in the hat did something terrible. (From ‘The Big Chill’)
“Polls indicate…” “Sources say…” May, might, could, we pray; all once perfectly respectable words and phrases that leftist journalism has turned into weasel words.
You av a feu pour mon cigaret, oui?
“some say…”
most say ‘F’ this’
Ref: Space Mountain