BABYLON BEE:
BILLUND, DENMARK—Lego has just introduced new and improved interlocking plastic bricks that will instantly kill you when you step on them, sources at the company’s headquarters confirmed Thursday.
The sharper edges in the new design will just immediately put you out of your misery, so you don’t have to roll around on the ground in excruciating pain for minutes on end. Utilizing advanced laser-driven techniques, Lego factories can now hone the edges of the famously sharp and painful bricks to such a fine point that the human nervous system instantly shuts down upon coming into contact with them.
Whoa!
So sharp surgeons in Venezuela are using them to perform surgery.
Every now and then I hand my blind friend a Lego and ask him:
Hey, whut’s this one say in Braille?
According to him, all Legos say “Fuck You!”
TRF, lol, what’s he say about a Rubik’s Cube?
Now if they can design furniture that kicks you in the big toe on your midnight toilet run the world will be perfect. I’ve apparently already trained my cats to block my path.
No Blushes – I dunno, but trying to explain the color red to him is like trying to explain MAGA to a democRAT!
Scatter them on the Southern Border.
izlamo delenda est …
Replacement for Concertina Wire?
WHERE’S Lego Control, Inc. when you NEED them?! 🙄
“Don’t take away my pain. I NEED my pain.” (But I hate those damn things.)