FOX:
An Arizona driver escaped injuries but was taken into custody after a cactus plummeted through his car windshield Wednesday.
The driver, whose identity has not been released, was crossing a median in Tucson when he hit a cactus, Pima County Sheriff’s Deputy Daniel Jelineo said.
The saguaro cactus splintered on impact and the part that broke off ended up partially inside the black sports car, breaking through the windshield and jutting out onto the hood of the vehicle. read more
Meh… Darwin worthy….just not Florida Man worthy.
You know…Florida Man would be naked…stuff would be one fire…he’d be losing an argument with the cactus….sigh
Good effort though.
Cue the Farmers Insurance commercial guy!
“…That one right there, it could be one ton or 1,000 pounds.”
I heard he was just a mite prickly about the whole thing…
That’s his trophy for being the biggest prick on the road…
This doesn’t seem all that news worthy. It would be if it was stuck up his ass.
Why can’t they give the name? Now I have to assume it was an illegal. Wait…Was it Beto?
Florida Man wouldn’t be driving a sporty Beemer like that either.
Lazlo is an Insurance Adjuster in beautiful Arizona
Saw one of these that fell on someone’s house.
A foot and an half across.
The concrete slab stopped it.
The worst part was the cactus mush that went everywhere.
“Giant cactus pierces windshield…” ??
Nay, NAY!!
“Idiot driver drives on median and hits cactus as big as a utility pole “
Lazlo is more evil than Burr.
Insurance adjuster….hmmm. Burr has read about those in Dantes ‘Inferno’.
8th circle of hell according to Dante. Right next to the people who crap on cop cars.
As if the cactus was jaywalking and the dude hit it with his car. LOL