Epoch Times:
Over 700,000 civilians have now indicated that they will be participating in a bizarre event to storm an infamous secretive military facility in September to “see them aliens,” a number that has been rapidly growing since the plan was announced. The Defense Department has now warned people to think again.
In just two days the number of people who have signed up for the event has more than doubled. Meanwhile, almost 650,000 people expressed interest in participating as of the time of the publication of this article. According to the event page, the alien enthusiasts will meet at 3 a.m. on Sept. 20 “at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry.”
“If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. [Let’s] see them aliens,” the event said in the description of their page while referring a popular Japanese anime series. read more
I like it.The base is 20 some odd miles from the visitors center. Lets see dem’ fat comic book heroes run a marathon across the desert and then storm
a military base at the end of their jog.
Hippies, I sincerely hope the US govt has successfully reverse-engineered Brown Note Technology from Uranus.
We don’t need to storm area 51. We need to storm the swamp. 700K should be the first wave. Local militia to the housing of the Elite Swamp Club Estates.
Rifle practice for military units at the base. I say give a Silver Star medal to the soldier who terminates the most weirdos.
That is, terminates with extreme prejudice.
650,000 said they will be there. If 2,000 show up, I will be amazed. They should have planned this to occur immediately after Burning Man; 100,000 already mobilized kooks.
So the new bond movie will feature a black lesbian secret agent leading half a million overweight conspiracy theorists across the desert and into an area where they’ve been dumping toxic waste for the past 50 years….
They’ll all get super powers from exposure, right?
“USE OF DEADLY FORCE AUTHORIZED”. You have been warned. Nellis Range complex is an active air-air and air-ground range. These clowns could be running into an Impact area. As Aaron burr said, it’s 26 miles away. I suggest the Air Force NOT stockpile any water for these clowns. Roll your dice and take your chances.
Thin the herd.
I honestly want to see what happens when base security opens up with a 50 cal into a crowd of 400,000 hippy retards.
It’s gonna be spectacular.
Well, that’s one way to get rid of them. Make sure you get the ones sponsored by the Red Chinese first.
An AC-130 Gunship in a pylon turn with all guns blazing could be dramatic. I would buy a ticket to see that.
You would never see a sign like that at a border crossing, Why not?
Exactly…Simply block the Road..and make these Potaters navigate
the Rocks and Cacti in the Desert heat…
A simple sound device will cripple these idiots …Imagine a 140
Decibals of SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
On a side note…Bob M. is off My sh*tlist (Cubs Win, Cubs Win)
They are all going to be issued Nike sneakers for the jog.
So I hear?
President Lazlo would be on the phone to CENCOM:
“Hey Sparky, I heard you’re about be invaded over at Area 51”
“So they say Mr. President”
“Well you call Tony over at DARPA and tell his ass that I want these retards dispersed in a singularly spectacular fashion. Tell him this ain’t an order or anything, but making them shit themselves would be a nice touch.”
“I’ll let him know, Mr. President.”
“Tell him Bees are good too, if he has anything that has bees.”
“I’ll let him know, Mr. President.”
Area 51 is that the new ICE holding area for the illegal aliens? Why storm it to see aliens, just go to the southern border.
Trump will keep them out LOL https://twitter.com/mad_liberals/status/1150018291563474944
This sounds like a plot for a really bad sci fi movie. Plan Moron From Stupid People Who Listen To And Believe Art Bell.
There’s an awful lot of us cheering for a live demonstration of military force against our own people.
Let’s make sure that the difference between us and the left is more than just the direction our barrels are pointed.
I guess these guys figure if that strategy works for illegals at the U.S./Mexican border, it’ll work for them, too.
Who’s the genius who came up with this “plan”?
All the government has to do is move the aliens elsewhere.
@ Mr. Pinko, Bernie Panders or George Soros? Maybe the new guy Tom Sayer?
Anything to disrupt.
This is why President Trump is President and you’re not.
Everyone of you are on the paths of most resistence.
This is how President Trump would handle it. . .
Harness the energy of the crowd.
Invite them to the front gate
Let them enter the base
Split the group into 2 teams
Give each group a Team bag, a base tour and the runway too
Remind them to pick up and collect any foreign objects on the ground.
The team that collects the most objects gets to continue the tour, The Loser Team has to walk home. no Limos.
The winning team then gets split into two groups. Each group gets a potato peeler and a bucket.
The rest is confidential but you get the idea.
That’s why President Trump is President and your not
Pinko, I swear this is why you keep getting fired.
“All the government has to do is move the aliens elsewhere.”
Bud, wouldn’t it be easier to just move the visitors center?
Build a moat and fill it with sharks with freakin’ lasers on their heads.
This is where Antifa needs to send their troops!
These dumb asses are going to reap the whirlwind. This is an active Air Force training range. The Air Force always stands ready to protect America and her assets and that’s exactly what they’ll do.
Wow. 700,000 more democrats voting in absentia.
Got a hunch this fiction story was written a long time ago and put in the safe. Was retrieved because the democrats need to deflect attention away from latest Clinton scandals. When thing get real ugly for Hillary look for the democrats to claim they’ve captured a real live outer space alien while actually showing pictures of James Carville.
You know “area 51” is a ruse, right?
There’s nothing there.
All the alien stuff is hidden in “area 52″…
The government should surround area 51 with an illegal alien encampment. That would confuse the hell out of all the lefties.
Imagine if we could wipe 700,000 American this stupid rom the face of the earth?
Perhaps use them for A-10 practice. At least they will have fiunally contributed something to the nation.
Whatabout the other fifty areas? Duh. FFS!
Lets go old school.
Give me four F-4s, 20 claymores, 10 M79’s, one spooky gunship, and four quad fifties and I’ll take care of it.
As my buddies and I used to say “napalm sticks to kids”
Storm facebook with sledgehammers, and smash every stone and server into powder, a grateful world awaits!
LOL Aaron Burr
Mr Pinko &Moe Tom,
Who came up with this “plan”?
Betcha it was a conservative on the inside, who realized how easy it would be to get Libtards to “off” themselves.
“There’s an awful lot of us cheering for a live demonstration of military force against our own people…”
TN Tuxedo, you ought to post that on democrat blogs. It’ll be laughed at.
We have to put our foot down. On fascists’ necks.