20 Comments on How to tell if a Southern woman is mad at you
He is doomed.
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Hey look! Three fat, entitled cows complaining about male behavior. WGAF? Go overseas if you can and get away from the world’s worst, most spoiled, fattest women.
But if you like your fat, fu#$%ing cow, you can keep your fat fu#%%ing cow.
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She’s cute. But he doesn’t know how to handle her. Could have been some great sexual tension! Get with it, guy!
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Who cares what she thinks? She can’t even catch a goat.
If that is a typical woman, is he a typical southern guy?
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Mess with fabric scissors and die. Cardinal sin.
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The headline is funny. I have a friend in Louisiana (it’s been years since I’ve seen him) and his wife is good looking and a genuine Southern Belle. But you didn’t want to cross her. I remember one night we were all having a good time and Jim was telling one funny story after another and he apparently crossed a line and Mrs. Jim looked at him and said in the sweetest southern accent, “Jim, you are such a fucking asshole”, you would swear it was a compliment. She said it so nice I was wishing she would call me a fucking asshole. Anyway, it shut Jim up for a solid 5 minutes.
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That pussy is not a Southern Man.
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“Good scissors always become bad scissors. Just roll with it, honey.”
I’ve actually used that line.
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Look at her eyes. She looks more like southern China that southern US. She’s got the ethnic brown eyes and hair. Real southern US gals have blond hair and blue eyes. And names like Bambi Belle and Daisy Mae.
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That’s the dumbest thing I wasted my time watching in a long time.
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As long as the bills are paid, I’ll buy what I damn well please. Now, where’s dinner?
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Wait…. she pressed the button… where’s the Trunk Monkey?
That guy is clearly an emasculated cuck and no real southern chick would have him in her house. Real southern guys don’t f*ck around with our stuff in the living room anyway. The garage or backyard with music, beer and a grill warming up to cook. Hey y’all, watch this……
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I always thought that Daisy Mae was from Little Abner. Al Capp was one of the best comic strip satirists ever. He’s definitely up there with Walt Kelley’s Pogo who gave us the immortal phrase, We have met the enemy and he is us. And Al Capp’s savaging of Joan Baez as Phony Joanie (or Joanie Phony) was the best.
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Clearly, he’s NOT southern! 😮 😮 😮
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I bought a new rifle chambered in .375 Ruger last week, just because, and I never asked for permission to do it. Now, that’s real Southern Man cred! Excuse me while I go outside and beat my chest.
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That’s no real man, Southern or otherwise.
She comes in. She says “What is this?” What he should do is simply say “It’s a …” Following which if her next response isn’t something positive, curious, or at least cute, he should just completely change the subject.
(And where the hell is his friggin’ pocket knife.)
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hey, isnt that Jared The Pedo from Subway? I thought he was still getting gang-raped in prison? wtf?
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If it was a new .357, a new AR, a new boat motor, maybe Southern Man, Ghost Busters crap, nah.
He is doomed.
Hey look! Three fat, entitled cows complaining about male behavior. WGAF? Go overseas if you can and get away from the world’s worst, most spoiled, fattest women.
But if you like your fat, fu#$%ing cow, you can keep your fat fu#%%ing cow.
She’s cute. But he doesn’t know how to handle her. Could have been some great sexual tension! Get with it, guy!
Who cares what she thinks? She can’t even catch a goat.
If that is a typical woman, is he a typical southern guy?
Mess with fabric scissors and die. Cardinal sin.
The headline is funny. I have a friend in Louisiana (it’s been years since I’ve seen him) and his wife is good looking and a genuine Southern Belle. But you didn’t want to cross her. I remember one night we were all having a good time and Jim was telling one funny story after another and he apparently crossed a line and Mrs. Jim looked at him and said in the sweetest southern accent, “Jim, you are such a fucking asshole”, you would swear it was a compliment. She said it so nice I was wishing she would call me a fucking asshole. Anyway, it shut Jim up for a solid 5 minutes.
That pussy is not a Southern Man.
“Good scissors always become bad scissors. Just roll with it, honey.”
I’ve actually used that line.
Look at her eyes. She looks more like southern China that southern US. She’s got the ethnic brown eyes and hair. Real southern US gals have blond hair and blue eyes. And names like Bambi Belle and Daisy Mae.
That’s the dumbest thing I wasted my time watching in a long time.
As long as the bills are paid, I’ll buy what I damn well please. Now, where’s dinner?
Wait…. she pressed the button… where’s the Trunk Monkey?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8iAVwt_Yc
That guy is clearly an emasculated cuck and no real southern chick would have him in her house. Real southern guys don’t f*ck around with our stuff in the living room anyway. The garage or backyard with music, beer and a grill warming up to cook. Hey y’all, watch this……
I always thought that Daisy Mae was from Little Abner. Al Capp was one of the best comic strip satirists ever. He’s definitely up there with Walt Kelley’s Pogo who gave us the immortal phrase, We have met the enemy and he is us. And Al Capp’s savaging of Joan Baez as Phony Joanie (or Joanie Phony) was the best.
Clearly, he’s NOT southern! 😮 😮 😮
I bought a new rifle chambered in .375 Ruger last week, just because, and I never asked for permission to do it. Now, that’s real Southern Man cred! Excuse me while I go outside and beat my chest.
That’s no real man, Southern or otherwise.
She comes in. She says “What is this?” What he should do is simply say “It’s a …” Following which if her next response isn’t something positive, curious, or at least cute, he should just completely change the subject.
(And where the hell is his friggin’ pocket knife.)
hey, isnt that Jared The Pedo from Subway? I thought he was still getting gang-raped in prison? wtf?
If it was a new .357, a new AR, a new boat motor, maybe Southern Man, Ghost Busters crap, nah.