Storm Area 51: Meme Creator Fears Slaughter as Millions Sign Up to “See Them Aliens” – IOTW Report

Storm Area 51: Meme Creator Fears Slaughter as Millions Sign Up to “See Them Aliens”

Bill Whittle: A 20-year-old man who created a joke meme on Facebook called “Storm Area 51” to “see them aliens” now fears mass slaughter as nearly 2 million people sign up to raid the Air Force property, overwhelming the training facility’s security contingent. Are all these people in on the joke, or will they really show up and “Naruto run” onto the base in order to dodge the bullets?

27 Comments on Storm Area 51: Meme Creator Fears Slaughter as Millions Sign Up to “See Them Aliens”

  1. They’ll have roadblocks up and waiting for the foolish. That’ll leave them with the option to attempt a trek across several miles of blazing desert.
    It’s not going to happen.

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  2. Retards, the visitor center meeting place is 29 miles from the gates.
    If even one makes it that far, they will more likely need rescuing; from the desert

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  3. Fantasyland. Step one when trying to gain access to s secure facility would be not warning them you are coming. Logistically 2 million people would have a hard time getting there. There are only so many rental cars in Las Vegas and it is a drive into nowhere. They have censors and security and know when anyone is intruding. The closest they are getting is the extraterrestrial highway and a stop in Rachel to the alien rest stop that has some trailers to stay in and is the only thing on that road in the middle of cows on BLM land.

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  4. 90% will die from dehydration and exposure. The military will have to dig mass graves in the desert to accommodate that many idiots. So the more the merrier! Call it selfless public service to cleanse the gene pool.

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