Bill Whittle: A 20-year-old man who created a joke meme on Facebook called “Storm Area 51” to “see them aliens” now fears mass slaughter as nearly 2 million people sign up to raid the Air Force property, overwhelming the training facility’s security contingent. Are all these people in on the joke, or will they really show up and “Naruto run” onto the base in order to dodge the bullets?
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I seriously doubt these snowflakes will leave the confines of their parents 72 degree basements to traverse the 115 degree Nevada desert…
Area 51 has a border the government actually protects.
Gubment protect what important to Gubment,
you and your children ain’t on the list…
Klaatu barada nikto
They’ll have roadblocks up and waiting for the foolish. That’ll leave them with the option to attempt a trek across several miles of blazing desert.
It’s not going to happen.
Cull the herd.
They will be assimilated.
So THATS how our alien overlords acquire a new slave workforce.
Huh.
Thems alleyns is hongrie.
Anon.
“To Serve Man “
The guards won’t be overwhelmed. A few 50 cal machine gun emplacements around the perimeter can kill those alien hunting nerd-creeps by the thousands.
Retards, the visitor center meeting place is 29 miles from the gates.
If even one makes it that far, they will more likely need rescuing; from the desert
He should have thought about the consequences before he planted the idea. On the other hand, it could be one heck of a Darwin Award moment.
I bet hundreds show up.
Not a million though.
Yep, tell them you’re coming, they won’t be able to stop us.
Note: The ones well armed might have something to say about that.
Have at it.
Serpentine serpentine!
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in groups.
Where do I sign up to man the crew served weapons defending the place?
Fantasyland. Step one when trying to gain access to s secure facility would be not warning them you are coming. Logistically 2 million people would have a hard time getting there. There are only so many rental cars in Las Vegas and it is a drive into nowhere. They have censors and security and know when anyone is intruding. The closest they are getting is the extraterrestrial highway and a stop in Rachel to the alien rest stop that has some trailers to stay in and is the only thing on that road in the middle of cows on BLM land.
Very good video. I really like Bill Whittle. Thanks!
Wait. You mean we can’t go to Area 51 virtually? Walk? Are you insane?
2,000,000 dead basement dweller/future Anqueefa recruits? 🤔
That’s not a bad START… 😉
I never use Pay Per View but would just to see this monumental fail.
Like moths to a flame…..
90% will die from dehydration and exposure. The military will have to dig mass graves in the desert to accommodate that many idiots. So the more the merrier! Call it selfless public service to cleanse the gene pool.
grayjohn
JULY 25, 2019 AT 12:35 PM
“…Call it selfless public service to cleanse the gene pool….”
…the nice thing is, they probably will TRULY qualify for Darwin awards, as it is EXREMELY unlikely that any of them have EVER, eh, “Reproduced”…
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Brown Eyed Girl
JULY 25, 2019 AT 12:12 PM
“I never use Pay Per View but would just to see this monumental fail.”
…it will be a Muller Testimony level failure, but WAY more VISUALLY interesting…
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