You can actually see the cheese sliding off the cracker

37 Comments on You can actually see the cheese sliding off the cracker

1. Red flag! Take his guns!

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2. He worked for the FBI???
   But then, looking at the FBI, it’s not surprising.

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3. Good thing this nimrod wasn’t working on the Enigma codes at Bletchley Park during WWII. Heil Hitler! Where is the FBI of J. Edgar Hoover’s years? Oh, right, this is Mueller’s and Comey’s Fumbling Bunch of Idiots Agency now.

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4. Isn’t that that figlooza mockingbird seed
   Deep state outcasts on bloombergs booked netswerks
   Signal Sendings
   Koo Koo Kachoo

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5. Thank God 11-11-11 already passed.

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6. Damn it… I’m still not getting the white supremacists code book updates.

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7. And how is it that a liberal newscaster knows all the racist buzzwords?

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8. https://freebeacon.com/politics/dem-house-candidate-calling-dems-clowns-is-white-supremacist-slur/

   And now calling Dems clowns is a white supremacist slur…

   Where are my code book updates?

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9. I’m surprised he didn’t stand up on his stool and start shouting “Evergreen! Evergreen! Evergreen!”.
   Look it up…
   http://allnewspipeline.com/Evil_Everywhere_In_The_Deep_State_Manipulating_Reality.php

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10. Wait
    Wait
    I think we got one

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11. So Stephen Sondheim’s 1973 “Send in the Clowns” interpreted by so many popular artists, was a secret rallying cry inspiring so many to enter politics.

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12. If this is what passes for our “intelligence” service members – hoo boy – we’re in worse trouble than suspected.

    RED FLAG! RED FLAG!

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13. Groucho, he helped make them up!

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14. Trump was born in 1946, and 9 – 1 = 8 and 6 – 4 = 2 and two 8s is 88, which means that Trump is literally Hitler!!!!…

    The counter-intelligence expert has spoken. And the opposite of intelligence is counter-intelligence.

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15. He’s nuttier than squirrel shit!

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16. How’d you like to be even remotely related to this retard? I mean Figliuzzi isn’t exactly a common name. To be accused of sharing DNA with this fruitcake must be devastating. His kids must be mortified.

    The FBI is in dire need of image rehabilitation…. and out pops Frank.

    So he was DA of “Counterintelligence” at the FBI? I’m beginning to suspect the FBI pulled the wool over our eyes and assigned opposite names when they created their “special depts/divisions”.

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17. And 8 is the number of the first letter in the first two words of the old adage “Hell hath no fury like a Democrat scorned”.

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18. Guy is about as sharp as a bowling ball. No wonder the FBI couldn’t find anything illegal about a particular ex-presidential candidate who destroyed 30,000 Emails.

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19. He obviously is a member of the FBI Clique that tried to get President Trump. Now he’s ginning up Hidden Nazi Codes. They need to publish a list of offensive words. OOOOPPPs there already is one it is called the dictionary.

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20. Paid to be a fruitcake. No conscience.

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21. Is that guy’s name Figliuzzi? His expression looks like somewhere deep inside that brain a minuscule amount of sanity is beating the hell out of each word he says or jumping wildly up and down in protest.

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22. This just in!
    The addition sign is actually a swastika in disguise!!!!

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23. Rhymes with Fucarwee, like in Where the fucarwee?

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24. So is this one of Comey’s get ’em underlings? It sure sounds like this nutter needs meds.

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25. He’s been listening to too much IKE TURNER
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbfnh1oVTk0
    888888888888888888888888888888888888888888

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26. Figliuzzi. Sounds like a character name from a MAD magazine Don Martin cartoon.

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27. I’d either be the director within a month, or I’d be “off’ed” by higher ups, as a threat to THEIR job. 🤪 Because I have more functioning brain cells, than the ENTIRE Bureau, apparently.

    I called ’em “(Louis) Freeh’s Bungling Idiots” under KLIN – TON I. I see they’re YET to live that down… 😳

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28. “Exactly. Trump is the 45th president. 4 plus 5 equals 9. Or, in German, NEIN!! As in NEIN to American styled Democracy and HEIL YES to fascism.

    It’s all so easy to understand once you hit yourself over the head with a hammer 4 or 12 times.”

    What.If the editors are gonna’ copy and paste stories from yesterday again, I can copy and paste my comments again.

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29. & Obama was born on August 4th (according to his fake birth certificate), the 216th day of the year
    & 6x6x6 = 216 …

    which begs the question, why did they make that day to be the Son of Satan’ birthday? …. obvious, of course

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30. Oh please, 88 is the manufacturing number on the pink tupperware container.

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31. Darn! He discovered one of our secrets.

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32. Look at his face. He actually looks pretty god-damned stupid. If I passed a stupid-looking ass-wipe like him on the sidewalk, I would be tempted to say: Man, you are one stupid looking son-of-a-bitch.

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33. You guys are totally missing that the number 8 when turned upside-down, is still the number 8!!!11!!
    WHAT the FuCk!!?!

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34. And when you turn the 8 on its side, it’s INFINITY!!! We can never escape.
    Ever. never ever never ever.

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35. He looks like if you opened up his head you’d see a little alien running the controls!

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36. If you put an H in front of 8….

    It is all so obvious!

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37. Kevin R – Fester Bestertester always gave me a laugh.

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