Stilton’s Place: Although we’ve been treating the story as a joke, no one is laughing now that the stakes have been raised dramatically in the upcoming attempt to storm Area 51 and, perhaps, “see them aliens.”
We refer, of course, to the news that Nevada’s largest adult entertainment operation is sending a contingent of strippers to help breach the defenses of the top secret military site. Granted, we’re not exactly sure how that’s supposed to work, but we suspect that some of the brave young women will attempt to distract the guards, while others use their well-honed pole skills to vault over the barbed wire fences. more
ain’t gonna work … those Aliens only bop green strippers, like that one Captain Kirk banged in Star Trek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKEAQjV8ghg
I can almost hear the song parodies from the cube now.
Tear gas, rubber boolits, and paint ball pellets.
None of them lethal, but enough to put a stop to any mass mob rush. And fun for the troops to shoot. OUCH! (hehehehehe)
And if anyone gets past those defenses, there’s always the last ditch “hickory shampoo”.
Sure hope the raiders are going to provide their own poles. If the government is in charge of pole procurement the raid is gonna have to be set back a few years and will cost 30 times more.
SHOULD help the troops relax, after mowing down a few hundred thousand idiots. 😆
I like strippers…some are just better then others….tuns out that “Devone” was the best I ever saw in McCook Nebraska….lourdy, lourdy…..
If you libtards want to see aliens, go to the southern frikin’ border.
TSUNAMI, Winner! go to the southern frikin’ border if you libtards want to see aliens.
L-RAD & 95 GHZ at 100,000 watts of
RF energy thru a MAGNIFIED focused antenna array.
Burns the skin like frying bacon…
Come & GIT SOME !!!
^ So, basically nuke ’em with a microwave !
(I know, at that freq., it’s actually “ionizing radiation.”)
Oh yeah, like it’s really going to happen. About a hundred show up (not strippers, the invaders) knees shaking, complaining of the heat and how their backpacks are too heavy. Then they decide to go to the closest Starbucks and brag about what might have been.
There is a far simpler way for these choads to do this without the risk. Simply construct a makeshift trailer park at the meet-up location & wait…. it’s only a matter of time before one comes a’ probin’ & then spring the trap!!
Counter that strategy by having at least half of the security force composed of the queers they allow in the military now days.
Arm the security force with the sonic weapon that has been nicknamed the – Crap Cannon. aka Brown Note. It’s difficult to look like a cool protester during an intense bout of diarrhea.
https://www.wired.com/2008/06/protesters-fear/ .