KTLA5: Orange County sheriff’s deputies responding to a report of a suspicious man next to a parked SUV arrived to find him attempting an unusual (and ineffective) method to fix a flat tire.
The man was attempting to patch two damaged tires using gauze and Band-Aids, OCSD – Mission Viejo Police Services said in a Facebook post. more here
h/t Chalupa.
Are you sure this isn’t in Florida?
why didn’t he use JB-Weld?
Unless you clean the tire with alcohol swabs the band aids won’t stick.😉
i always carry bubble gum for emergencies.
— Charlie WalksonWater
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortezzz
Good to hear they are arresting people in cali for illegally fixing tires. €-;
Without reading the article, select the suspect’s crime:
(a) Practicing medicine without a license.
(b) Performing surgery in an illegal location.
(c) Conducting a non-FDA-certified study on inorganic matter.
(d) Blocking a driveway with a Ford POS.
(e) Consuming mass-quantities of Democrat-approved ‘medicine.’
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INSLEE IS OUT!
So why was he using JB-Weld?
So crazy I know, it was the cheap bastard Joe Biden that actually broke down in California!
He told himself, this sh*t gotta work!
Sidewall hole, your done.
…as a medic, the rule was to quickly cover anything gross with Johnson & Johnson’s Kling and gauze 4x4s so you didn’t have to look at it for the entire ride to the hospital.
Maybe he just didn’t want to SEE it any more, and used a confused version of the same rule…
Sounds like the mayor of Los Angeles trying to fix his city.
Shoulda put Michelle Obama’s mouth on the hole. That would have patched it.
Is that one of those Chinese tires?
How stupid of him, everyone knows you use Ramen and superglue.
Should have used
duct tape and cable ties
Have not read the article but I’m betting it’s a Mexican.
Are we sure that this wasn’t a Canadian by the name of Red Green? Using duct tape the handy mans secret weapon except he ran out of duct tape and was using band aids instead.
No doubt an Obama-Voting snowflake. They shoulda waited to see how intended to inflate it. Two lips on the old valve stem?
Thank god THAT menace is off the street
“Patches, we’re depending on you son…
What a Hankook!
Florida Man would have been having sex with the tire.
I was gonna say he was probably in Florida day before yesterday.