3 Elderly Couples Busted Having Sex In The Woods – IOTW Report

3 Elderly Couples Busted Having Sex In The Woods

KFI: The cops expected to nab a few teenagers hooking up in the 87-acre wooded area but were surprised when they ended up catching three elderly couples in the act. more here

26 Comments on 3 Elderly Couples Busted Having Sex In The Woods

  1. “…arrested and charged with breaching the peace. Dobbins and Linartz were also hit with charges of public indecency.”

    ‘breaching the peace piece’
    FIFY
    They were charged with assault with a dead weapon, but the charges are going to be dropped- they couldn’t get the evidence to stand up in court.

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  2. …the male/female ratio is actually pretty weird. I’ve been in a lot af nursing homes and assisted-living facilities, and there are always WAY more women than men there.

    …anecdotally, the reason most often given for “Why do men usually die before women”, is that after spending a lifetime of catering to women, more men WANT to…

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  3. …were Hillary and James Comey in that woods?

    …maybe they do more than wander around thinking bad about the President in there, and power IS said to be an aphrodisiac…

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  4. I hear that STD’s are rampant in old geezers and geezerettes in nursing homes. Maybe we should all give them a big clap for their horniness but I don’t think so.

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  5. The smell of Bengay was kind of making me sick
    Till someone spit out some dentures and started gumming my dick
    These golden girls had really been round the block
    I got a rim job from one while she was knitting some socks
    Gangbang at the old folks home
    Senile sex slaves are making me groan
    Gangbang at the old folks home
    I took her doggy and I gave her a spank
    That’s when I think I dislodged her oxygen tank
    She fell to the floor and three seconds later
    I was running for the defibrillator
    Three silver foxes started licking my ass so
    I twisted my nuts to keep from cumming to fast
    I had my fist in a butthole til somebody said
    That ain’t no way to show respect for the dead
    Gangbang at the old folks home
    I rode a sex train with geriatric nymphos
    Gangbang at the old folks home
    Old folks home, yeah

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