KFI: The cops expected to nab a few teenagers hooking up in the 87-acre wooded area but were surprised when they ended up catching three elderly couples in the act. more here
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It only listed ONE female name and five male…were there some pole smokers there or was that 85 year old gal pullin’ a train? 🙂
Five guys and one gal, wow, Joyce must be a real slut.
5 dudes and 1 woman…eeewww!
Gang bang granny
…snow on the roof ≠no fire in the furnace…
Ah yes…the Love Generation”.
Joyce was the oldest; she should have known better.
That doesn’t call for an arrest, that calls for applause.
85 and still reelin’ ’em in… Saa-LUTE!
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“…arrested and charged with breaching the peace. Dobbins and Linartz were also hit with charges of public indecency.”
‘breaching the
peacepiece’FIFY
They were charged with assault with a dead weapon, but the charges are going to be dropped- they couldn’t get the evidence to stand up in court.
…the male/female ratio is actually pretty weird. I’ve been in a lot af nursing homes and assisted-living facilities, and there are always WAY more women than men there.
…anecdotally, the reason most often given for “Why do men usually die before women”, is that after spending a lifetime of catering to women, more men WANT to…
OK time to set the woods on fire. If they aren’t gross enough for you, imagine who else was there before them and after them.
…were Hillary and James Comey in that woods?
…maybe they do more than wander around thinking bad about the President in there, and power IS said to be an aphrodisiac…
I’m guessing they didn’t bother with the fried chicken and potato salad on that picnic.
I hear that STD’s are rampant in old geezers and geezerettes in nursing homes. Maybe we should all give them a big clap for their horniness but I don’t think so.
Old guys defense is that he can’t get it up. “The only thing I can mount is a defense”.
Do old coots have sex in the woods? Come on, you can only be in your 20’s and 30’s once. I guess free love never died with old hippies.
Hey, I caught my Gramps with his hand down some old gal’s frock at the nursing home once. :0
Didn’t they have a plastic slip-covered couch to do that on?
HEY FOLKS! Woodstock is SO *over*….
Daniel? Danielle?
It says three couples.
That makes it worse, somehow.
Good on granny, still bringin’ it after all these years.
Is this how the term, “Old Woodie” came into being?
Granny was just picking up some extra money to pay for her denture cream!
The smell of Bengay was kind of making me sick
Till someone spit out some dentures and started gumming my dick
These golden girls had really been round the block
I got a rim job from one while she was knitting some socks
Gangbang at the old folks home
Senile sex slaves are making me groan
Gangbang at the old folks home
I took her doggy and I gave her a spank
That’s when I think I dislodged her oxygen tank
She fell to the floor and three seconds later
I was running for the defibrillator
Three silver foxes started licking my ass so
I twisted my nuts to keep from cumming to fast
I had my fist in a butthole til somebody said
That ain’t no way to show respect for the dead
Gangbang at the old folks home
I rode a sex train with geriatric nymphos
Gangbang at the old folks home
Old folks home, yeah
This thread scared the shit out of me!
Than I noticed it was from 3 days ago.
Note to self:
Never use that browser back buttom again!