WaEx: The scars on the sides of Democratic front-runner Joe Biden’s face are the result of a facelift carried out before he launched his 2020 presidential campaign, according to leading cosmetic surgeons.
Up close, large vertical scars beginning at the top of the outside of his ear canal to roughly a half inch below the lobe can be seen on both sides of the former vice president’s face. Separate horizontal scars stretch from behind his ear to his upper neck.
Those scars, according to cosmetic surgeons who reviewed photographs of Biden, are the consequence of a rhytidectomy — more commonly referred to as a facelift. In the procedure, the surgeons said, incisions were made next to Biden’s ears and behind his skull, removing excess skin and creating a tightened complexion. read more
They should have been more careful to not drop his brain on the linoleum and put it back in covered with skin trimmings.
A corrupt moron, in any event.
Too late, Joey. And don’t bother with the morals lift, it’s too late for that as well.
My Handlers were shakin in their shoes
Whenever she flashed a little sideboob
Something had a hold on me
When angel passed close by
Those soft, fuzzy sweaters
Too magical to touch
To see me sniff her Hair
Is really just too much
My hands are cold
Yeah, my memory has turned to mold
My angel is a twelve Year old
(Angel is a twelve year old)
He may want to consider getting rid of the ear hair. Ick
The story will get much better when Biden tells it.
““The problem with Biden’s surgery is that it’s obvious”
Ya think? That’s not a man bun on the back of his head. It’s loose skin.
Everything is obvious with Joe, though some people choose to still like him. I hope that their ear hair mimics his and then they get real close to a lighted candle….
“The scars on the sides of Democratic front-runner Joe Biden’s face are the result of a facelift carried out before he launched his 2020 presidential campaign, according to leading cosmetic surgeons.”
Cool. Whose face did he lift? 😳
I thought the article was about lobotomies.
Different Tim
It is, “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy”
Joe Biden, 1952.
I didn’t know removing brain matter was considered cosmetic surgery…..
You’re old, joe.
Accepting it instead of getting a discount face lift would have been far better.
Instead now you’ve got a mini beard growing out of each ear lobe, which just adds on to your creep factor. Yuck. 😵
Biden has been prescribed drugs for an enlarged prostate and to lower his cholesterol. I’ve heard that cholesterol drugs can reduce cognitive ability. That would explain a lot.
C’mon, man. I didn’t want to scare the kids–I never do, it just happens–but seriously, Corn Pop’s guys really f–ked me up with those rusty steppin’ razors. No f–kin’ joke. I was bleeding from wherever.
see, the problem isnt that you can see the scars, its that the cuts were too short and skin deep.
Those scars are the result of a chain beat-down Biden received from that Cornhole Popper fellow.
Nobody ever satisfactorily explained that weird scar all around Barky’s head. Or potato face John Kerry, for that matter.
As obvious as Michelle obama’s penis.
The big clue was his ears are both located on the very back of his head and eyes like a chinaman.
He and Nancy trade war stories about their experiences.
Like that time he got a big S tattooed on his chest for his Superpower… Stupidity!
The obvious problem with Joe Biden is that he is a child molester