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At Last, What You’ve All Been Waiting For: The World’s First Hijabi Comedy Series

Sunday, 6 October 2019, 11:30 MJA Uncategorized 32

Jihad Watch:

More social engineering disguised as entertainment programming. My latest in FrontPage:

If you don’t really want it, your moral superiors know you need it, and so you shall have it – at least in Australia (for now): with much fanfare, Australia’s ABC iView is set to premiere what it proudly calls the “World’s First Hijabi Comedy Series,” Halal Gurls.

According to ABC iView, Halal Gurls, which was “Created and Directed by Award-winning Australian filmmaker Vonne Patiag,” intends to celebrate “Muslim women and the cultural diversity in Western Sydney. The show follows workaholic hijabi Mouna, played by Aanisa Vylet, as she navigates a cross-cultural balancing act between her structured career-driven life and the chaotic mess of her personal life.” more here

32 Comments on At Last, What You’ve All Been Waiting For: The World’s First Hijabi Comedy Series

  1. …because what could be funnier than women trying to live with 6th century Islamic female oppression garments?

    …plans were shelved, however, for a similar Christian series on medieval female oppression garments called “Chastity Belters” that followed the madcap adventures of a zany Christian princess time-warped to modern Australia without a clue OR a key as she shops for a decent chemise cagoule so she can relieve her passions in a Papally approved way, but it was cancelled because it’s still legal to call stupid CHRISTIAN concepts stupid and NOT promote them, unlike ANYTHING gay or Islamic, plus, unlike Islamics, Christians STOPPED clothing-based female torture long ago, so it wasn’t topical…

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  8. “…this week, we flash back to when Fatima’s plans for a field trip with her first-grade classmates go hilariously awry, when the Shari’a police come to collect her for her clitoridectomy so she’ll be ready for her surprise arranged marriage to he 62 year old fiancee Ali Bin Musafa and she tries to hide in the art closet, next “Halal Gurls”.

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  11. After spending the Day in the Basement trying hopelessly to get

    His “Clock” ready for Tomorrow’s School Assignment, Young Achmed

    discovers His Sister is not too shabby with a Burqa full of goodies..

    Dad comes Home early and Honor kills the Girl…Hilarity ensues !

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  12. …the teaser for the clifhanger episode shows bubbly, vivacious Mouna buied to her shoulders and struggling to get out as a cutaway goes to the first stone leaving the Iman’s hand…

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  14. Such a laugh fest. I can imagine a recurring “joke”: Why do the Jews have such big noses? Because the air is free. Ha ha…so funny.

    I actually heard that one from a Palestinian activist.

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  15. Bongo
    OCTOBER 6, 2019 AT 12:37 PM
    “Not to be out done, hollywood will offer up a retoolings
    of past popular shows:”

    …while Disney remakes all the classics with an all-Muslim cast..

    -“The Little Frechmaid”
    Amadu is justified in raping a au pair because baby pee on her bodice provocatively displays her breast, causing a sexual emergency that Mohammad says a kufir woman is fair game to relieve it in…

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  17. More shows kicked over to Islamo themes:

    The Beverly Halalbullies
    My Three Sauds
    The Clitoris Leachman Comedy Hour
    RawBackside
    Mecca Trek
    The Sunni and Sharia Show
    The Ed Sulaiman Show

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  18. Episode #2. Moana wants to be the worlds first Hijab wearing Islamo female surfer. She takes surfing lessons at Sydney’s Bondi Beach.

    On her first solo attempt she gets surrounded by a pod of Great White Sharks, who take one look at her and swim away as fast as they can. When she gets back to shore, she boasts that she is tougher than a Great White and that she scared them away, which is ironically true.

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  24. Comedy is supposedly on cultural diversity when you know that muslims are adamant about keeping apart from others. Add to it that you will not know which actress is which when they are in their garbage bag outfits with eye-slits and there will be nothing funny. Will they joke about how the hate everyone, are commanded to kill everyone, and refuse to reform?

    Let’s be clear. Islam is nothing more than an oppressive, satanic death cult built on the lies of a pedophile. It is not the truth. It is violent. It will be utterly destroyed when Jesus Christ, the Son of God returns.

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  25. More muslim women have been appearing in ads on tv here in the US than ever.
    Ulta, Samsung and even a Toyota Tacoma truck ad. As if Toyota needs to perpetuate the fact their trucks are popular with islamist terrorists.

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  27. Pet A Goat Junction
    The Mameluks of Hazzard
    Omar Pyle ISIS
    I Love Lunacy
    Cleave It From Theiver
    I Bomb Lucy
    Curb Your Fanaticism
    Better Maul Saul
    Gilligan’s Islam
    Mohammed In The Middle

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  29. Sorry, we fucking Canadians beat you to it!

    The CBC in Canada created 6 Seasons of:

    “Little Mosque on the Prairie” (comedy)

    Pure unwatchable shit paid for by me & other Canadians with our tax dollars.

    1st episode 2.1 million viewers
    2nd episode 1.2 million viewers
    by the end of the 4th season averaged 420,000 viewers.

    What a Fuckin lawn dart!

    Be thankful that you don’t have to pay for whatever shit they put on US Television.

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  31. Re: Beachmom

    Toyotas are the pick up of choice for islamic extremist militias / terrorists / irregular forces for “technicals” which is the name given to civilian vehicles converted to carry heavy weapons like, anti-aircraft guns, recoilless rifles, mortars, and so on. Quasi military stuff you see in Libya and other hell holes. Toyota had better watch themselves.

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