Patriot Retort:
Last night on CNN, 2020 Democrat candidates for President of the United States came out as Transpander.
Now, don’t confuse this with transgender. Transgender is when you say you identify as a sex that you are not.
Transpander is when you identify as whatever audience you happen to be speaking to.
When someone is Transpander, he or she will wax lovingly about God and salvation when speaking in a church. But then, when speaking to a collection of LGBT-MOUSE at a CNN town hall, will declare churches who oppose same-sex marriage must be stripped of their First Amendment religious freedom.
I’m not sure if there is a psychological term for Transpanderism. Perhaps “Desperate Candidate Disorder.”
Transpanders are known to vehemently oppose the consumption of meat while appearing at a CNN town hall on Climate Change then instantly transform to down home carnivores when appearing at an Iowa steak fry.
It’s almost as if the Democrats are trying to lose to Trump in 2020. read more
There are over 2000 Dem candidates???
Well it sure seems that way some days… 🙂
THIS REMINDS ME…
I HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE DRUDGE HOLDOUTS, BUT ABANDONED TONIGHT…DRUGE HAS BECOME A TRANSPANDER!!!!!!
Transpander. Heh! Love Dianny.
I think the bitch is trans-lussional.
There, I’ll take credit for coining that non-existent, nonsensical and completely unusable word but probably more relevant than; transgender.
@Benito – I still click Drudge out of habit, but never see anything of interest there. He was National Enquirer from the beginning but now he is NeverTrump National Enquirer.
“Transpander” works. I’d go with “transuckup” but that’s just me being maliciously and ambiguously crude.
Al, plus “transuckup” creates an image in a persons mind that is better off not being there..
Trans-Pander.
That is brilliant.
@joe6pak – That distasteful image simply represents the physical manifestation of what’s already going on psychologically anyway.
How about they try identifying with the sane for once? It would be refreshing if they at least gave that one the old college try.
The MSM will be pandering to Transpanders, then.
Man, I can’t keep up with all the new words and abbreviations. Maybe it’s because I’m a Transgeriander.
Dear Elizabeth,
Elementary school. really?
Since your birth, no one gives a F’
I TOLD YOU Warren was TRYING to BECOME a “woman!!!”
It’s pretty easy to figure out what Drudge did. He’s had a good run, decided to eject and is taking a lot of Leftist money for a luxurious retirement. He’s bought and paid for now. The only real question remaining is will he sell his dick too after the surgery…
I’m hitting Drudge less and less is there a similar alternative that won’t make me sick?
@Ronterf – Try these:
WhatFinger News
The Liberty Daily
I guess that makes Me a Transpanderphobe..
I guess I’m a cis-panderer.
“Heap big not in no ways tard”
Uncle Al,
Thank you so much, really enjoying these links especially The Liberty Daily.
Yeah, I think Liberty Daily is filling the vacuum that Drudge is creating!