KFI: An Indiana man is facing sex crime charges after he allegedly walked more than 350 miles to have sex with what he thought was a 14-year-old girl in Wisconsin, the Department of Justice announced in a release on Friday.
Prosecutors say Tommy Lee Jenkins, 32, began exchanging messages with who he thought was a 14-year-old girl living with her mother in Neenah, Wisconsin, named ‘Kylee‘ on Oct.1. According to the text messages, Jenkins began demanding sexually explicit photos of the girl and made plans to have sex with her, the press release from the DOJ states.
Jenkins, who recently moved to Whitestown, Indiana, asked ‘Kylee’ multiple times to join him in Indiana, but his requests were denied. At one point, Jenkins decided to walk the 351-miles between his home in Whitestown and Neenah. more here
That is NOT what we meant, dude.
Krusty….how could you.
Tommy; “Judge, I’m just crazy ’bout that young stuff.”
Judge; “Bailiff, whack his pee pee !”
/C&C
Roman Polanski actually DID IT … and walks free (escaped to France).
While this schlub is entrapped in an FBI scheme and will spend the rest of his life fellating and being butt-fucked by his cell mates.
Just kill him … it’s more humane.
izlamo delenda est …
And just think, Muslims only have to walk a mile for a Camel.
I’m shocked, SHOCKED a car load of amorous seeking women didn’t stop to pick him up and have their way with him!
The perv is strong with this one…
He’ll get lots of sex now
Poor guy…should have been a card carrying democrat
What a loser. I bet the drug addled strippers at the local club wouldn’t even touch this guy regardless of how much cash he offered.
After much deliberation, the jury recommended no jail time, on the theory that forcing the guy to continue living his pathetic lifestyle was punishment enough
Jenkins is expected to appeal this ruling on the grounds that it violates the 7th Amendment guarantee against cruel and unusual punishment
Holy cow, that guy would make paint run off the wall.
But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
(Apologies to The Proclaimers)
Should have stuck with Inflatable Ingrid.
So that’s what a loser looks like.
Masturbation would have been cheaper, faster, and a lot easier on the feet, legs and knees.
I’m sure he was disappointed when he found out she was 13, since she was 12 when he started walking.