Breitbart: North Korean laborers have started fighting over and stealing each other’s excrement in an attempt to meet an impossible quota collection in time to prepare fertilizer for next year’s farming season, a report revealed this week.
Radio Free Asia (RFA), a U.S.-funded non-profit that exposes the grim reality of life in many parts of Asia, reported that the country’s communist authorities have burdened every household with collection quotas for human waste that will be used to fertilize the ground for next year’s harvest.
The quota, ordered by dictator Kim Jong-un in his New Year’s address, ordered that each household should meet a quota amounting to 100 kilograms (220 pounds) per able-bodied citizen. According to local sources, the quota was intentionally unattainable because its true goal was to force citizens to pay fines and bribes for their failure to meet the necessary targets. more here
Needful Things Fire Sale
The Ripe Stuff
Lots and Lots of IT
Now Even Cheaper
Call to ‘Joe 30330’
Tell them Poco Honcho sent you
Use COUPON CODE: CORNPOP
It’s green so it’s all good.
Seriously. . .
Remember that abandoned Fish Sauce distillary plant in Canada many way way backs?
Is that shit still organic?
How many KiloHectares would that anchovey concentrate cover?
Anybody want in for a slice?
Who do we call?
A free society would never put up with crap like this…
I believe this entire issue can be resolved within a 2 hour time block: Hold the next democratic debate in Pyongyang. The only problem is they will be overwhelmed and swimming in human excrement for the next 200 years.
There’s an opportunity here for americans to once again show their generosity!
A peace offering?
Send this article to the Squad, Bernie, the Fake Indian, etc. and EVERY single Business school on every college campus in America.
San Francisco could make a ton of money off the Norks with this one simple trick!
WDS, I’ll take that one step further. Round up every filthy, smelly bum in America, ship them to Pee-On-Yang along with their rat-ridden tents and a years supply of PF Chang’s.
Problems solved.
Well Norkie Dookie then!
@WDS October 19, 2019 at 7:19 am
> San Francisco could make a ton of money off the Norks with this one simple trick!
Hell no! Sell ’em San Francisco. Along with ALL the residents. For one United States dollar. Federal Reserve Notes are fine. We’ll even take a check. No ID required.
At 71 years of age, I remember learning about this in maybe 8th grade history or geography class. The teach said it was called Night Soil. Good times.
I could fill a quota after visiting an Asian buffet.
Plot twist: Under the current NOKO ration system, the poop quota is impossible to achieve. Therefore, any common person who actually meets the quota will be assumed to have been buying extra food from the black market, and will be shot.
🙂
Do they have state appointed poop collectors going around door to door collecting poop on a daily basis. I can hear them now at the crack of dawn “Bring out your poop, bring out your poop.” The Norks must be forced to used thunder jugs in order to collect their poop for state use. And what if it’s not in the right state approved container, do they get fined or shot for that?
I first learned about this from Pearl S. Buck, The Good Earth.
Way way back, if memory serves me.
Holy shit !
Still ? Been over 100 years since Pearl saw it.
Bet the Glorious Leader meets his quota.
Li’l Kim (only fat man in NoKo) hasn’t figured out that “No input equals no output.”
Don’t you have to eat in order to defecate? Maybe they got the recipe for mud cookies from the Haitians.
ANON
NO! NO! I HAVE KIN LIVING THERE. AND THE GREAT GRANDSON OF THE BEST BALLPLAYER EVER LIVES THERE.
He got over 90% #1 votes on Hall of Fame. Much ore than Ruth!Those of us who were his fans called him “Peach”. Ship the GWB hippies – but leave San Fran in Cal!
Communism in a nutshell; fine you for not shitting enough, then starve you so you can’t.
Oprah, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
Hey, guys!!! I just moved here.
How many times do I have to pinch a loaf around here. I want to be a good neighbor and all…
A scene at Pyongyang Shit Station.
NoKo#1. This my shit.
NoKo#2. Some your shit is my shit.
NoKo#1. Bullshit. This all my shit.
NoKo#2. You fulla shit. You stole some my shit.
NoKo#1. You shit for brains….I no steal your shit.
NoKo#2. You lie sack of shit….I saw you steal my shit.
NoKo#1. Stop saying I steal you shit…or I make you eat shit.
NoKo#2. Throws a handful of shit at NoKo#1.
NoKo#1. Takes a handful of shit and shoves it in NoKo#2’s face.
NoKo#1 and NoKo#2 continue to throw shit at each other.
By the time the NoKo police show up an hour later, NoKo#1 has all of NoKo#2’s shit, and NoKo#2 has all of NoKo#1’s shit. The police see evidence of this and arrest them both for stealing shit from each other. They are both executed by firing squad 2 days later.