Two Killed After Porsche Crashes Into Second Floor Of Building

22 Comments on Two Killed After Porsche Crashes Into Second Floor Of Building

1. Accept no substitute…

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2. New Jersey.

   They say there are a billion ways to die, but in “Jersey” there is only one way to die — living in Jersey.

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3. looks like he was going sideways when he hit the median.

   I wonder when their bowels set loose? Before they got airborne? Mid-air? Just before hitting building?

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4. Let me guess, going to fast maybe?
   Pro tip- when your car leaves the ground the brakes and the steering are useless.

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5. Saw the results of a collision where one car was up side down atop another with no other damage to either car. Couldn’t figure that out and damn sure won’t this one either.

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6. Liberty, Liberty, Liberty. . . . Liberty!

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7. Officials have not…determined what caused the driver to lose control.

   My bet is a strong mix of alcohol, testosterone, and stupidity.

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8. They crashed into the offices of “Exit Realty”.

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9. Reminds me of listening to the news in northern Wisconsin regarding snowmobile accidents. “An Illinois man died last night. His snow go was found 30 feet up a tree. It has not yet been determined if speed was a factor.”

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10. Paging Dennis Haysbert

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11. I estimate around 140-165 MPH
    airborne from hitting the curb.

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12. YEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAW!

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13. State Farm ain’t NEVER gonna believe this.

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14. Chute fail…
    Years ago I lived in a house with a large double-wide gravel driveway. The driveway apron had two large boulders on each side – they were about 2 1/2 high. At about 3AM some guy drifted left of center and onto the shoulder, hit the first rock perfectly and launched the car up and over the driveway, over the other rock and augered in about 10 feet on the other side of the driveway and buried the car into the base of a large pine tree which was unrooted and felled. The front end was buried in the dirt at the base of the tree and the inside was cluttered full of empty beer cans. No skid marks in front of the first rock and not a pebble out of place on the driveway. The asshole was just dazed and confused… and of course drunk as a skunk! Nobody heard anything until the house shook with the impact of car into the dirt and tree. Not sure how high he had to get to completely clear probably 25 feet, but it musta been impressive!

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15. The vehicle was in what appears to be a clockwise rotation; given the tire friction marks that are likely critical speed scuffs, the middle ordinate looks fairly short compared to the chord of the arc. I suspect a speed will be determined, and will be in excess of the critical speed of the curve.

    Understand that photographs/videos are deceptive; that’s how it appears to me. YMMV.

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16. “We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two…”

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17. It wasn’t a Tesla?
    RIP, Paul Walker
    He blued real good,,

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18. Freebie and the Bean

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19. hold my beer and watch this…

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20. Maybe they lost control trying to avoid the turkeys crossing the road.

    What are the odds that 2 completely unrelated stories are from the same small town in New Jersey and are back to back on IOTW? About the same as the Mets, Jets and Rangers all winning championships in the same year.

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21. did the Porsche call 911? After it took the Exit?

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22. Double Darwin Awards I hope. Such people should not procreate.

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