Sultan Knish: What Happened, Hillary’s compendium of excuses and conspiracy theories about losing the election, opened with 100,000 in hardcover sales. Two years later, her latest book racked up a 30,000 debut.
And it got worse from there.
The Book of Gutsy Women, a collection of feminist stories by Hillary and Chelsea Clinton about role models like eco-brat Greta Thunberg, Rachel Carson, and Bella Abzug, remembered respectively for helping revive malaria and ugly hats, is the #1 bestseller in Women’s Studies on Amazon.That’s about all it has going for it.
Even in its debut, the lazy cash-in fell behind the latest Trump conspiracy tract, Rachel Maddow’s Blowout: Corrupted Democracy, Rogue State Russia, and the Richest, Most Destructive Industry on Earth. Even Maddow’s title sounds like something a crazy homeless man might yell at you while waving a cup of his own urine, so it obviously sold more than twice as many copies as Hillary’s feminist tract.
Hillary might have taken a lesson from What Happened, which outsold her own memoirs, that her ex-base is a lot more interested in conspiracy theories about Republicans than feminist heroines. Lefties might claim that they want to read about inspiring women, but they really want to flip through a spittle-flecked rant written on tin-foil paper which blames all their problems on a vast-right wing conspiracy. read more
Waste of paper and ink
Book deals for politicians are the original GoFundMe accounts.
They are just money laundering vehicles for campaign contributions or payoffs for giving a pretext to attack the right people.
They don’t have to sell a single book to make $2M and get an interview with Gayle King or Norah O’Donnell that “launches” it into the top 10 for some obscure subgenre on Amazon.
Thousands of unemployed Macedonian Content Farmers are lining up outside the country’s six libraries hoping and praying that they can start working at the library’s IBM computers. President Elect Hillary Rodham Clinton’s “Redemption Run” is their best bet for employment in four long years. Their Russian handlers have been working with Julian Assange whilst he is supposedly incarcerated in Great Britain. Everything is in place for her next best seller, “What the Hell Just Happened Again!”
It all depends on what your definition of the word “failure” is.
The books she could write – How To Make Millions And Destroy America, or,
Second Amendment Bad, Arming Terrorists Good.
Or, Bimbo Control For Idiots And Standing By Your Man.
Or, Cattle Futures Made Easy.
The Countless Ways Of Arkancide, or Good Times On Air Forse One.
Too many to list.
How much global warming did she cause by writing this book?
it doesn’t matter how well her book sells (which we know she really didn’t write)
she and her daughter horse tooth have already been paid off
I wonder if the ghost writer is still alive and if they received any compensation for the fiction they wrote
@karentvelazquez – you forgot to mention that Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself
and Eric Ciaramella Is The Hoaxblower
Gutsy women all fart large quantities of methane gas just like cows do!
How long before Hillary’s ghost writer commits Arkanscide?
Sources say that Hillary and Tank Abrams are writing a book about women who lost elections and can’t shut up about it. Working title is said to be”Gusty Women”.
Hey KarenTV, this is not a fishing hole.
Stuff a copy up her ass, then hang her. High.
And you can bet those 30,000 copies were sold to left-wing outlets (Barnes&Nobel, Amazon, Costco, Target), where they will be put on the bargain table at 85% off in about 6 Months when they don’t sell to actual people.
That’s odd, the bookstores are putting it in the fiction section aren’t they?
How good can it be if she didn’t include a bunch of mentally ill gender pretenders, like Bruce Jenner?
“. . .they’ve got way too much invested in this. . .”
at least 2 Billion in ‘missing’ cryptocoins.
Bin Cue Dat Sig
It’s sooo transparent.
Can’t you see?
DOZENS OF CORRUPT NATIONS
Gutsy Woman is a terrible title.
Greta hasn’t even lived that long on this earth and barely qualifies as a woman because she is just 16 years old.
Even if this door stop WASN’T ‘written’ by Hillary, it would be a failure.
The fact that the Hildebeest ‘wrote’ it just makes it that much funnier.
While these book deals are nothing more than a Loop Hole in the Campaign Financing Law to collect $$M’s and set up IOU’s later cashing in by the hidden donors.
WHAT OUR Gun GROUP DOES.
We usually pick up at dozen or so of these at the Dollar Store’s book section.
We hold a raffle to pick 6 winners that get to shoot against each other at 100 yards, iron sights only.
The top 3 then have a shoot off at 250 yards iron sights only.
In the event of a tie, the closest center count grouping is used.
The winner gets 1/3 of the collected $$$ and the other 2/3’s minus book costs is used to buy the club family a BBQ.
What was her advance?
izlamo delenda est …
If she’d only write a truthful (Yeah, I know) “tell-all” about Bill & his “Bimbo Eruptions” it would probably be a best seller.
Bella Abzug? Poor thing was absolutely hideous. Now I’ll have nightmares.
“Apparent Suicide for Dummies” would also be a hit…