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In the Future, Everyone Will Run for President for 15 Minutes

DMF: Just like an announcer informing the crowd the left-handed reliever is coming to the mound, Deval Patrick announced he’s running for president as a mid-season replacement candidate to save the game for the Dem’s.

A close friend of Barky Obama, he has told advisers that he envisions a campaign similar to Obama’s.  Barky’s “inner circle” had urged Patrick to run as far back as 2017, but he declined because of what he called the “cruelty of our elections process.” The current primary is apparently all hugs and puppies, so Patrick figures he’ll show up late to the party after a few other candidates have already passed out in the bathtub.

9 Comments on In the Future, Everyone Will Run for President for 15 Minutes

  1. My current favorite is Tom Stayer,,,
    I’d post a video link, some kind of reference, nah.
    He’s spending so much lended government money, having started a bank to protect citizens that have been (Add your choice, Financially Raped, F*cked, etc,,,) to protect you for his vote,,,
    A white Al Sharpton, what a Prince

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  2. Well…..It can’t be real hard to follow behind a lying, losing, liberal that has a completely fictitious, fallacious and fraudulent history. Unless you fail to hold sway over the MSM.

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  3. We need a national lottery where the winner can be “President For The Day”. It’s purely just a title and no actual authority comes with it. Tickets could be sold for $20 each. Use the profits to pay off the national debt. Photo’s in the Oval Office, a ride in The Beast, chopper ride in Marine-One and a cheese burger lunch with The Donald. It’s all good.

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