Robbing Wendy’s with an Alligator isn’t a great idea, especially if you don’t have a back up plan.
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OUCH…This guy has a career at a Wendy’s counter near you….He sucks alligator…..
shoulda had a Camen in his back pocket as a back-up
Some tattoos are so distracting the conversation is completely lost.
It’s tough to find weird when the only thing anyone sees of you is tattoos. Loser!
The answer to what makes a good comedian is —
Are they laughing with you, or AT you ?
nothing sez ‘nothing better to offer to any situation other than someone else’s cartoons permanently stained into my body’ better than tats … look at me! … I got this shit all over me! look at me! … yeah, lepers got shit all over them too … what’s your point?
piercings are a mild second (pardon me, you need some gauze to staunch that oozing? … metal detectors must be a bitch, huh?)
… the more tats … the more the force-multiplier
I adore Shayne Smith’s comedy. We have watched several of his standup performances on youtube. One of his shows, You Will Immediately Regret Your Neck Tattoo, (38+ mins) explains with humor how and when he made those choices for tattoos. I find him genuine and sincerely loving what he does and I totally crack up over his style.
Regarding tattoos, as with any externally noticeable differences people may have, I always prefer what I can see on the outside, as opposed to the truly ugly people hide beneath their skins. Now, that kind of stuff once exposed, really scares me.
Too many tats means too many issues. Suicide in his future. Sad.
P.S. !! GO FLORIDA !!
It’s not called gator country* for nuth’n.
*Go Gators
The above is well-taken, but I’m a reader. I gotta read everything I see. I was trying to see/read his tats, so I didn’t hear anything he said.
That just kept going.
Funny guy with a good sense of comic revel but those damn tats were damn distracting, anyone who tats their face has some sort of emotional problems.
And the Wendy’s attendant, as she sees the alligator flying toward her, thinks, “Sigh. I’m about to be attached to another ‘Florida man’ story.”
Didn’t laugh once.
And his tattoo mutilation is sad.
I’ve seen some big printers before but an inkjet big enough to fall into?
Wow!
So when’s the first heavily tattooed circus looking freak knucklehead going to show up at a fast food joint and try to rob it with a very large boa constrictor?
The more they try to be unique the more they seem the same. Tattoo’s are no longer edgy they’re mundane and boring.
And this clown has decided to put them on his face too…..what an imbecile.
Couldn’t watch the whole thing.
He did say at the beginning that he was weird.
Thank you Captain Obvious!
Maybe he’d make a pretty lamp shade.