Sleep better than a baby in Memaw’s arms with the Southern Sleep Assist.
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How ’bout the South Philly Sleep Assist?
A stray gunshot through your bedroom window and you’re out light a light. The best (and last) sleep of your life.
I love grits.
The crack and sizzle of a bug zapper works for me.
Nope, to truly sleep like a Southerner three tumblers of Kentucky or Tennessee whiskey will do the trick.
Yep, cicadas season. Works for me in NC.
Tinnitus makes every season cicada season.
I think you all misheard the gist of the story…
“Southerners fall asleep faster with a sister, particularly their own.”