Pluralist: Authorities say a Kentucky woman tried to sneak a urine sample from her dog into a probation drug test.
Julie Miller was caught trying to sneak a urine sample into her drug test at the Bell County probation and parole office on Monday, ABC affiliate WATE reported.
Miller was read her Miranda rights after being caught by a Pineville, Kentucky police officer, authorities said.
She then admitted to bringing a sample of dog urine into the facility. more here
This is not the one Neil Diamond sang about
She looks rabid.
FiFi must really be pissed about this woman trying to ruin her good doggie reputation.
Results are in. You’re a bitch.
Well, bad news is you didn’t pass your urine test. But good news – you’re going to have puppies!
I recall the story of the guy who got his sister to pee in his parole drug test cup.
When he asked about the results, the guy in charge of his parole program said “the urine was clean, and cogratulations on your pregnancy…”
Is she related to a Florida man? Just sayin…
It’s confirmed mam, you have heartworm.
What a peach.
Hey! She doesn’t look too bad for 30. Anyone have her digits?
Road hard and put to bed wet.
“It’s official, Julie. You really are a bitch.”