ATLANTA, GA—According to a report, as part of the settlement with Nick Sandmann, CNN hosts will be required to wear MAGA hats throughout every broadcast.
“Let the punishment fit the crime,” counsel for Sandmann said as Don Lemon, Chris Cuomo, Anderson Cooper, and Wolf Blitzer all solemnly donned Make America Great Again caps. more
& Chief Drunken Scrunt must bang his drum in their faces at the start of every show & do his inebriated yodel & ‘voice-in ….
“Boom, boom, boom, boom ‘Hi Yi Yi Yi, This is CNN, Hi Yi Yi Yi’ boom, boom, boom, boom”
And write stuff with Trump pens
That would be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen or heard.
Why did it just have to be Babylon Bee?
https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-attacks-babylon-bee-the-internet-is-only-big-enough-for-one-fake-news-site
Oh, if only it were so!
I literally LOLed, giggled and downright roared with laughter when I read this all while suspecting it was Babylon Bee. And the one thought in my head was still “Yes I do want to see this! Live!”
The Bee stings again!
Too bad it was not real…. it would have made me watch CNN again just to see it!!!!
Of coarse The sound would be muted but still funny as shit!!!!
That story is fake?😞
CNN announcers must also sip their soy milk and lattes thru Plastic TRUMP Straws