KFI:
When she was nine, a dog bit Crystal Coombs and took a chunk of tissue out of her cheek. She was fortunate that her eyes, nose and mouth weren’t injured, but she still had substantial damage to her face. After doctors in the emergency room stopped her bleeding, she was advised to see a plastic surgeon to correct her face. The one she chose suggested a skin graft to repair her cheek, and decided to use skin from her groin area for the surgery. read more
SNIP: That poor woman!
Reminds me of the old joke, Why did God make pubic hairs so curly?
Cause if they were straight, they’d poke your eyes out!
So…pussyface.
I have the same problem, but from Facelifts…
Was the graft tissue from her pubic area? Looks like it came from a nut sack.
They replaced her eyelid with a newborn’s foreskin and now she’s a little cockeyed.
It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
Do we need to know this? Didn’t read it but really!
Ya gotta wonder about the “judgement” of the doctor who made that choice for grafting.
What’s the big deal? The Kardashian’s will find a way to get a pubic patch on their face and make millions promoting it.
Gotta be the same “doctor” who does Butt-Lift injections using a mixture of cement, mineral oil, bathroom caulking, and Fix-a-Flat tire sealant…
Michael Bloomberg, and The United States Chamber of Commerce, thank TransNational Insurance Inc., for cleansing surgery of feelthy, steenking, American infestation.
…you know who would love this? Joe. JOE would love this.
Joe would be sniffin’ and nuzzlin’ all DAY…
We’re all lucky the dog didn’t bite her lips off.
“So that’s one groin area and three cheeks to be waxed, right?”
Gives new meaning to shaving one’s pubes.
She is probably lucky she didn’t end up with a nipple there
feel sorry for the girl. first she gets her face ripped up & now this … sad really.