Breitbart: Olympic athletes are complaining that the newly unveiled cardboard beds to be used in the 2020 Tokyo Olympic village dorms are fine for sexual twosomes, but should not be used for threesomes.
The manufacturer of the recyclable beds claimed that the cardboard beds are very sturdy — even “stronger than wooden beds” — but the makers warned that the beds may not stand up if the athletes try to have a threesome in them, according to the New York Post.
The cardboard beds are supposedly able to withstand 440 pounds of weight, Airweave, the manufacturer of the beds, told Agence France-Presse. The company also said they put the bed frames through rigorous tests.
“We’ve conducted experiments, like dropping weights on top of the beds,” the spokesperson told AFP. “As long as they stick to just two people in the bed, they should be strong enough to support the load.”
But some athletes were skeptical about the beds.
Australian basketball player Andrew Bogut jumped to Twitter to express his concerns. “Great gesture…until the athletes finish their said events and the 1000’s of condoms handed out all over the village are put to use,” he tweeted.
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Damn environmentalists are screwing up everything!
Rapinoe hardest hit!
Madcow and Ellen are inconsolable.
izlamo delenda est …
US Wimmins Soccer Team not happy.
Sexual Olympics?
So you can forget about pulling a train I assume.
Well then I’m not going.
Il find somewhere else to “put ” my “shot”.
When you put a bunch of beautiful people together what do you expect?
Well maybe not threesomes…
What if they each identify as 2 people? The Japanese don’t know how to math. Gaaah!
…please tell me that only a FEW of the olympians are complaining about this.
Sexually deviant FREAKS are the ones who want to have threesomes, orgies, whatever the fuck it is.
Sex is between TWO people and that’s it. That’s all. That’s how it’s meant to be.
Ugh. Just- it is so gross how this kind of talk and behavior is trying to be normalized. U g h.
Cardboard matresses. Cheap bastards.
…didn’t Coach always say sexual activity was BAD for competition?
TMI, people, TMI!!!
It’s really VERY SIMPLE!!
If the bed won’t hold your combined weight, then pull a blanket off the BED and do it (whatever “it” is) on the FLOOR!
So simple, even an Olympian should have been able to think of it.
Why do I have to do all the heavy thinking around here?
Is there an asterisk for the anorexic gymnasts? I would think you could at least double up the number for them.
Do they give Gold Medals for sexual superiority?
What about that America hating soccer dyke? I bet she’s pissed!
Matt Lauer was the hardest hit by this news
I see they have their priorities in line for competition.
440# capacity? Two female gymnasts make up less than 1/2 of that. So that leaves 240# + for a weight lifter or boxer.
As an engineer I have a question: is the 440# capacity static loading or dynamic?
Edit: Missed your post, Tim. Great minds…
If Sumo is an Olympic sport then one single wrestler will have to be very careful when choking the chicken teriyaki.
I wonder if the IOCC would consider 2 males and a billy goat a threesome.
Three dykes making out on a cardboard bed: A threesome or a loathsome?
You gotta have threesomes cuz in between all that boinking, they do limpics too you know
Maybe the three sum should try the floor some.
Not recyclable cardboard, I assume?
That’s it…..if that is what they use ‘recycled’ cardboard for……
I’m done recycling.
Maybe they’re just standing up for the poor unfortunate muzzletes? They need at least two goats to have any fun.
The Olympics don’t mean shit to anyone anymore.