Warren, Sanders Settle Campaign Dispute By Playing Chicken On Mobility Scooters – IOTW Report

Warren, Sanders Settle Campaign Dispute By Playing Chicken On Mobility Scooters

Babylon Bee:

BABYLON BEE

U.S.—Tensions between the Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren campaigns continue to grow, with new attacks emerging each day. In fact, Sanders and Warren have gotten so angry with each other that they’ve decided to engage in a dangerous game of chicken on their mobility scooters.

“Attack me as anti-feminist!” Sanders shouted as he revved his little scooter. “I’ll show you, toots!” more

7 Comments on Warren, Sanders Settle Campaign Dispute By Playing Chicken On Mobility Scooters

  1. The Postmortem will sound something like this on MSNBC,

    “I’m outraged! This was frankly the WORST field of candidates we’ve ever seen from the Democratic party. They were old, white, out-of-touch, I mean c’mon, Liz Warren was just Hillary II, and Bernie Sanders isn’t even a democrat. Joe Biden couldn’t remember which city he was in and had 8 years to make fundamental change and he didn’t. There was no Barack Obama in this field, and that’s why they lost. Now look at what we got? 4 more years of Donald Trump!” —Pink Faced Chris Matthews.

    3

Comments are closed.