Hey Mitt, don’t forget to wash the brown stain out of your magic underwear!
Hey Mitt, Nancy Pelosi called and wants you to pick up some loyalty on your way home!
14
Go get your shinebox
20
Utah, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
9
Time to go back to knitting mittens “Mittens”.
9
Don’t let the setting sun shine on your ass.
8
“Bye, Felicia!”
14
“Hey Mitt, how you like me now, you pissant punk?”
9
GFY
23
Buh bye loser!
7
FOAD!
7
@Uncle Al
GFY, and the horse you rode in on.
8
Mitt went down to Washington. He was looking for a presidency to steal. Trump said, “Come on back, now, if you ever want to try again! I told you, you son-of-a-gun, I’m the best that’s ever been!”
20
“Hey Mitt, how about bringing back the silverware you cheap bastard”
19
Take your back stabbing knives and go home.
8
Adam Schiff said don’t forget to pick up your Participation Trophy at his office sucka’
12
This is my house, and will never, ever be yours douchebag!
11
…and stay out, take your fleas with you!
8
Get outta here Willard, ya pinko rat!
9
Get off my lawn!!
18
“YOU’RE FIRED.”
33
“Hey, Mr. Olympics…Go volunteer to keep the Coronavirus out of the Tokyo Games this Summer. And don’t come back with it.”
6
“Hey Pierre – I don’t trust your lying ass.”
(Keep in mind this meeting took place BEFORE Mitten’s fake Twitter identity “Pierre Delecto” was revealed)
I think it is so funny that President Trump turned back and went inside and didn’t accompany Pierre to the podium to speak to the press. It was like a slap in the face to Mittens.
11
He said “Epstein didn’t kill himself, but I just did politically.”
5
“Learn to code!”
21
Hey Mitt! Tell Paul Ryan that we really miss him.
6
“EAT ME!”…
4
Quit begging and go Delecto!
2
“Hey Peter Delectable – go eat a bag of em !!!”
3
How many more ways do you need me to say no?
You’re a backstabbing lowlife and unfit to serve the people of this country. Now don’t come back!
3
“BULL SHIT!”…
5
ASSHOLE WALKING!!!!!!
5
Quick tip….you look gay in jeans.
5
FLAAAAAN-DERRRRRRS!
3
I put my chode in your milk.
2
“Your dog fell off your car, idiot!”
7
“There once was a turd named Mitt”…
“Who clung to any ass like a git”…
“He held firm and tight”…
Throughout all the night”…
“But in the end was successfully shit”….
3
“Good luck getting your own Mormon planet to run, if anybody asks me for a reference.”
4
“Find a good lawyer, Mitt; you’re going to need him.”
7
Boy these are bad. Don’t give up your day jobs.
7
“My back is just fine. Sorry about breaking yer knife with it tho!”
9
“Jealousy! Table for one!”
6
Hey Mitt, I’m still your president.
12
Warrens More Indian than you are a republican !!
10
“Just wait for the Burisma investigation!!!!!”
6
“Domo arigato, Mr. Delecto!”
7
Hasta la vista, Mittens!
6
SECURITY!
8
BTW Mittens, Your clearance is deactivated.
5
Next time you deliver pizza, bring some damn napkins!
8
“Mooch is looking for You!”
4
Candy Crowley made you her bitch.
5
I know. I saw it on Facebook. I’m too much of a lady to say, though…. 😉 😉 😯
5
We finally got the stench out of this place from the last occupant so if you want something submit your request by mail.
5
He said “Go let Joe sniff your hair Mittens, it’s all you have going for ya your traitorous putz”….
6
“You forgot your carpet bag.”
4
“Loser!”
6
“Your picture, next to the entry “Career Suicide” in the Urban Dictionary!”
5
MITT, You are a SHIT PICKLE !
9
“You’re WEAK! Do you hear me? WEAK!”
Mittens: (“don’t let him see you cry. don’t let him see you cry-“)
5
Hey Mitt, you need to practice for your new job,” you want fries with that?”
2
Pierre who?
2
3rd
HI! HI!
2
As Joseph Smith would say…Hey Mitt, go fuck yourself!
Hey Mitt, don’t forget to wash the brown stain out of your magic underwear!
Hey Mitt, Nancy Pelosi called and wants you to pick up some loyalty on your way home!
Go get your shinebox
Utah, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
Time to go back to knitting mittens “Mittens”.
Don’t let the setting sun shine on your ass.
“Bye, Felicia!”
“Hey Mitt, how you like me now, you pissant punk?”
GFY
Buh bye loser!
FOAD!
@Uncle Al
GFY, and the horse you rode in on.
Mitt went down to Washington. He was looking for a presidency to steal. Trump said, “Come on back, now, if you ever want to try again! I told you, you son-of-a-gun, I’m the best that’s ever been!”
“Hey Mitt, how about bringing back the silverware you cheap bastard”
Take your back stabbing knives and go home.
Adam Schiff said don’t forget to pick up your Participation Trophy at his office sucka’
This is my house, and will never, ever be yours douchebag!
…and stay out, take your fleas with you!
Get outta here Willard, ya pinko rat!
Get off my lawn!!
“YOU’RE FIRED.”
“Hey, Mr. Olympics…Go volunteer to keep the Coronavirus out of the Tokyo Games this Summer. And don’t come back with it.”
“Hey Pierre – I don’t trust your lying ass.”
(Keep in mind this meeting took place BEFORE Mitten’s fake Twitter identity “Pierre Delecto” was revealed)
I think it is so funny that President Trump turned back and went inside and didn’t accompany Pierre to the podium to speak to the press. It was like a slap in the face to Mittens.
He said “Epstein didn’t kill himself, but I just did politically.”
“Learn to code!”
Hey Mitt! Tell Paul Ryan that we really miss him.
“EAT ME!”…
Quit begging and go Delecto!
“Hey Peter Delectable – go eat a bag of em !!!”
How many more ways do you need me to say no?
You’re a backstabbing lowlife and unfit to serve the people of this country. Now don’t come back!
“BULL SHIT!”…
ASSHOLE WALKING!!!!!!
Quick tip….you look gay in jeans.
FLAAAAAN-DERRRRRRS!
I put my chode in your milk.
“Your dog fell off your car, idiot!”
“There once was a turd named Mitt”…
“Who clung to any ass like a git”…
“He held firm and tight”…
Throughout all the night”…
“But in the end was successfully shit”….
“Good luck getting your own Mormon planet to run, if anybody asks me for a reference.”
“Find a good lawyer, Mitt; you’re going to need him.”
Boy these are bad. Don’t give up your day jobs.
“My back is just fine. Sorry about breaking yer knife with it tho!”
“Jealousy! Table for one!”
Hey Mitt, I’m still your president.
Warrens More Indian than you are a republican !!
“Just wait for the Burisma investigation!!!!!”
“Domo arigato, Mr. Delecto!”
Hasta la vista, Mittens!
SECURITY!
BTW Mittens, Your clearance is deactivated.
Next time you deliver pizza, bring some damn napkins!
“Mooch is looking for You!”
Candy Crowley made you her bitch.
I know. I saw it on Facebook. I’m too much of a lady to say, though…. 😉 😉 😯
We finally got the stench out of this place from the last occupant so if you want something submit your request by mail.
He said “Go let Joe sniff your hair Mittens, it’s all you have going for ya your traitorous putz”….
“You forgot your carpet bag.”
“Loser!”
“Your picture, next to the entry “Career Suicide” in the Urban Dictionary!”
MITT, You are a SHIT PICKLE !
“You’re WEAK! Do you hear me? WEAK!”
Mittens: (“don’t let him see you cry. don’t let him see you cry-“)
Hey Mitt, you need to practice for your new job,” you want fries with that?”
Pierre who?
3rd
HI! HI!
As Joseph Smith would say…Hey Mitt, go fuck yourself!