Gutfeld on American optimism vs. media despair

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1. Juan feverishly catalogs some of the shortcomings of today’s cultural and economic problems, but I noticed he didn’t suggest the democrats have the solutions. {Although he thinks they do} They all refuse to see, and will not admit things are much better. Reality goes against their entire narrative.

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2. It’s hard to be optimistic when you hear that a communist, a fag, and a serial liar are front runners in the deceptiCOM beauty contest.
   But considering the fruits of their labors lately it shouldn’t surprise us that not only don’t they know the answers they can’t even get the questions right.

   Donald Trump surely was made for our time – he’s not perfect but we know where his heart is.

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3. I’m still waiting for a demoncrat friend to bring me a list of Trump’s crimes, just exactly who are the millions (or is it ‘gillions’), of people Trump has killed, exactly when or when or how Trump has killed Social Security, killed that sham obamacare, or show me any other dictator behavior.

   This is the 3rd year that I’ve been waiting. Oh, and if I hear from him, ‘We got him, now!’, one more time I might just throw up on him.

   How often does MSNBC/CNN have to kick him in the gonads, for him to realize THEY are LYING!

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4. …they’ve been like that for awhile, here, enjoy some Reagan era songs on the subject of media despair…

   (Watch the second one in particular, it starts slow but gets pretty funny, considering the subject…, but unless you were in the Cincinnati area at the time, you never heard it…)

   https://youtu.be/YHimia_Fxzs

   “I make my living off the evening news
   Just give me something-something I can use
   People love it when you lose,
   They love dirty laundry

   Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
   I just have to look good, I don’t have to be clear
   Come and whisper in my ear
   Give us dirty laundry

   We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blond
   Who comes on at five
   She can tell you ’bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye
   It’s interesting when people die
   Give us dirty laundry

   Can we film the operation?
   Is the head dead yet?
   You know, the boys in the newsroom got a running bet
   Get the widow on the set!
   We need dirty laundry

   You don’t really need to find out what’s going on
   You don’t really want to know just how far it’s gone
   Just leave well enough alone
   Eat your dirty laundry

   Dirty little secrets
   Dirty little lies
   We got our dirty little fingers in everybody’s pie
   We love to cut you down to size
   We love dirty laundry

   We can do “The Innuendo”
   We can dance and sing
   When it’s said and done we haven’t told you a thing
   We all know that Kraft is king
   Give us dirty laundry!”
   -“Dirty Laundry”, Don Henley

   https://youtu.be/vm3d7sdMYXs

   “You’re gonna read it in the papers
   See it on TV
   The worse it is the better
   In the disaster industry

   When I got to the scene, there were lights-a flashin
   There was stretchers all around, and wearing gauze was in fashion
   So I asked a reporter, who the victims were
   He spoke with a smile, and these were his words

   It was a bus full of nuns holding babies
   A bus full of nuns holding babies
   A bus full of nuns holding babies in their arms went off the cliff

   Good god! I screamed as I looked around
   What could be worse than nuns and babies smashing into the ground
   A reporter dried his eyes on his blood-stained sleeves
   And said the: Nuns were blind and the kids were refugees”
   -“Bus Full of Nuns”, Dan Barr

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5. Stop at the 5 minute mark so you don’t have to listen to Wawn Whine!

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6. Don’t make the mistake of trusting Gutfeld. He is not worthy.