Breitbart: Police departments in Merrill, Wisconsin, and Johnson City, Texas, are trying to catch potential criminals by playing upon their coronavirus fears.
Wednesday, the Merrill Police Department issued a public service announcement (PSA) on its Facebook page to warn methamphetamine users that their drugs “may be contaminated with the Corona Virus.”
“Please take it to the Merrill Police Department and we will test it for free. If you’re not comfortable going into an office setting, please request any officer and they’ll test your Meth in the privacy of your home,” the department wrote, adding, “Please spread the word! We are here for you”
CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THOSE MUGSHOTS!!
Vice has an article complaining about the police departments taking advantage of dumb people. Like they don’t take advantage of dumb people themselves.
Doing meth and then fretting about catching a cold? Very health conscious aren’t they?
Shucks, next they’ll be offering “free” gun cleaning and safety inspections for your illegal firearm.
Money can be infected also. I will check it for the virus, sterilize and send it back to you in a self addressed stamped envelope. If interested let me know in comment section.😉
For Sale. Envelopes with postage already affixed. May have some blemishes where previous addresses were Sharpied over.
They better be advertising in spanish, dammit.