Butt it’s not for the reason you think it is.
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They need to bring back the Sears catalog.
…ever since the extremely liberal Gannett purchased ALL the local papers and started printing them out of town, the paper quality and the ink became SO bad it wasn’t even worth it to wipe your ASS with…and, if you actually tried to READ one of these Democrat rags, the content of the “News” and “Opinion” section made it look like someone ALREADY shit in it…
mrhanoverfist MARCH 6, 2020 AT 11:55 AM
“They need to bring back the Sears catalog.”
…I used to work for Sears…they kept demising their inventory until they only sold 47 shirts of slightly variant colors, 2 pairs of pants, and shoes no human being would wear and tools that no man who wanted to keep his hands would use and that was 20 years ago, so no MODERN Sears catalog would have enough pages to complete more than a visit or two…
A guy like Michael Moore is about 350 lbs of asshole – he must go through more than his “fair share” a week. He should “give back” to the (world) community – I don’t know – send pallets of toilet paper to Australia might be a good start.
Anybody called Sanders and O’Cortez yet?
FREE TP! FREE TP! (actually, Fauxahontas might misunderstand)
izlamo delenda est …
My liberal friend (former)told me a way to conserve toilet paper. One sheet is required, stick your finger through the middle, use your finger to wipe with, then wipe your finder on the remains of the single sheet. Notice I said former.
Beats using a Koala bear!
…see, that’s why Democrats love Muslims!
…they just use their left hand…
TRF
MARCH 6, 2020 AT 12:35 PM
“Beats using a Koala bear”
…good thing, too, since all the Koalas are gonna die because the fires the Muzzies set destroyed their food supply…
https://dcdirtylaundry.com/wildfire-jihad-muslims-in-australia-among-nearly-200-arsonists-who-set-fires/
https://amp.scmp.com/news/asia/australasia/article/3045774/thousands-sign-petition-calling-introduction-koalas-new
@Deplorable Second Class – I have a refinement to improve that single-square method. Fold the square in half, turn 90 degrees and fold again. Tear out a small piece at the corner that’s the actual center of the square. Save that little piece – it’s important!
Wipe as you describe, then use that little piece to clean under your fingernail.
You’re welcome, democrats!
I guess I’m not the only one who thinks that newspapers these days are better used to wipe your ass than convey truth or morality.
Looking down the road I can see a lot of problems with plumbing because of people using things they shouldn’t throw in the toilet.
TRF @ Koala Bear
brought tears of laughter! THX!
Too little too late. The media went to shit years ago.
What did one Aussie say to another?
“See you in the funny papers!”
Rat fink if it had been Tasmania they could use a Tasmanian devil. Or how about using a duck billed platypus as a poop scoop.
For a really messy bowel movement, the Aussies clean themselves up with a kangaroo.
@Uncle Al
That’s the Sheryl Crow method.
During an interview, she said, throwing her arms in the air in resignation: Very well, if you must use TP at all, use just one square, and follow my well-known method, the patented Cheryl Crow method of conserving toilet paper and saving the planet. We all have to pitch in to save the fucking planet, you know. Nobody cares if your hand or crotch stinks!
You could always buy a Koran
Australian newspaper prints extra pages because of toilet paper shortage
Isn’t that what the NY Times is for????
seaoh- Ew, nobody wants syphillus.
Mr. Bear: “Mr. Bunny, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?”
Mr. Bunny: “Why, no, Mr. Bear, I don’t”
So Mr. Bear picked up Mr. Bunny, wiped his ass with him, and threw him into the briar patch.
izlamo delenda est …