Toilet Paper-Free Automatic Butt Cleaning Robot.
I ain’t gonna lie… I’m a little scared and I don’t think I want one. š¤£š
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Just put a buffing wheel on your angle grinder and you’re all set.
Some things are just better off done by yourself, ya know?
Like wiping your own ass and choosing your own menu item…not necessarily at the same time, though.
š¤£š¤£š¤£ MIGHT be a big hit with the alphabet community, though!
Damn I wish I had thought of that. That guy’s going to get rich.
Hilarious!
My hammer drill I’ll bet will do better than that.
He may get rich but that.will involve taking a lot of crap.
The makings of a wet dream for Andrew Gillum.
Thinking, āthatās terribleā all the while I was cracking up.
That’s one way to get rid of those pesky dingle-berries.
I put a mirror and my razor in the shower. I can now shit, shower, and shave all at the same time.
If no paper and desparing of wiping, remember that the tub has a shower hose sprayer.
Q: Does the company that sells this brush carry butt patches and or asshole retreads?
A: Thank you for you inquiry. No they donāt carry those items but I sure Amazon stocks them.
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Just buy a pack of gum from CVS.
Guaranteed the receipt is at least 3ft long.
China is Asshoe
I’m prepared for the worse…bunch of old t-shirts, socks and I can always wash and dry that maxi-pad like thing sitting on the bottom of a pack of chicken breasts. Who’s the dumb one now?? š
….y’know, the ROOMBA folks will give you the source code for their cleaners and even a map showing mount points on them to encourage innovation, so I wonder…
https://i.redd.it/x332882k3l231.jpg
..nahhh, maybe not…
….are toilet paper factories considered to be Essential Industries?
..asking for a Nazi RINO Never-Trumper governor of Ohio…
…wife’s got a Facebook GoFundMe thing (no, I don’t know a lot about Facebook, not my thing) soliciting donations for one of those Japanese butt-washing toilets because she’s traumatized by the toilet paper shortage.
It’s all the way up to $5 USD!
…she’s kidding…
…I..think…
https://youtu.be/U8KyBlGWI2k
Tsquared
MARCH 21, 2020 AT 6:49 PM
” I can now shit, shower, and shave all at the same time.”
…but do you confine all three of these activites to the same 1″ patch on your body?
TearMe-A-Nu1
The 1 horsepower Hillary signature model…
I think I finally found a use for that electric shoe polisher I got for Christmas one year….
Should be a big hit in San Francisco.
Anybody who needs toilet paper should just subscribe to the New York Times and USA Today. And it’s delivered fresh every day. š