While taking attendance, inner-city substitute teacher Mr. Garvey has trouble adjusting to a classroom full of middle-class white students.
*Bad, weird, Language warning.
h/t P’Henry
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“Own-KLEE-all!”
“Yo.”
That was pretty funny……
I just bought a new phone and while there had my number changed because I kept getting calls and texts for a Chantilla or Chantella or whatever!
My all time fav K&P skit! I don’t think they were ever able to top that one.
If you live here and your name is not Smith or Jones, you are screwed.
GAWD THAT’S A BLAST!
Sister Mary Elephant’s Anti-Matter twin!
It’s not funny: it’s kind of a parable for why the fabric of our country is being destroyed by morons given authority or allowed to be brazenly corrupt based on affirmative action.
Can you say: “obama”? “Kim Foxx?”
John you beat me to it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftds_ae072M
I always like the sound of the knife hitting the wall @0:52.
How I Spent My Corono Vacay should be the new one.
Substitute Teacher Pt. 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLAq3JVJ6Ho
Like subbing in an inner city only in reverse.
Hilarious!
Mr Pin Ko
part 2 with the same characters!
Last year I worked with a delightful black woman named Venice. Pronounced like Denise. And our office was a couple of miles from Venice in L.A. The CFO insisted on calling her by the more typical pronunciation, but all in good fun.
I think she was originally from a Caribbean island, forget which.
damn. People have been calling me A.A.Ron for years and I could never figure out why.
damn … this is fun
Gee O R gee
Kee LOW or Reese
Kay Thee
Jay O hon
Pee A ull
Chee R less
Fee Red
Dee O Glass
To teach black kids, each of them need a shock collar, and the teacher needs a control panel with buttons. Other than that, there can be no success.
In the old days, the punishment would just be no job and starvation, but since “compassionate” welfare came along, there is no meaning to school to provide for yourself when government will be there to do so.
You should post their East-West football conference videos. Even funnier.
A colleague was calling role in a new class when he saw a name he stumbled over. The student’s name was shown as L-A.
He said “Ell Ay”.
A student raised her hand and said “That’s me, but say my name right. You say it just like it’s spelled “Ell Dash Ah”.
I met a negro dude (not that it matters) who said his name was “Dallas” like in Texas but it was spelled “Delouse.”
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that his momma was punkin him.
And there’s a woman to the north of us named “Sucketta.”
izlamo delenda est …
I was posted at Camp Lejeune before discharge, there was a black sgt in admin who’s name was Moorer/Moorer. What was irritating was he insisted it be pronounced with the slash enunciated. Are my discharge orders ready yet Sgt Moorer Slash Moorer?
A Blackamoor named Moorer/Moorer?
That’s some funny shit, there …
izlamo delenda est …
Now that be some funny shit, doncha think Mr. Notorious B.I.G…F.H.?
I used to think that some racist was asking black mothers to name and spell the name of their newborn children while under some kind of drug. If you believe in the existence of institutional racism, why give your kid a name that will mark them as black on job and mortgage applications?
If you give your child a unique name, please learn some of the rules of pronunciation when you spell it, and teach your children not to take such offence with teachers can’t pronounce their names.