American Thinker:
“Federal taxpayers have shelled out millions of dollars to pay for research that involves keeping monkeys in cages and intentionally frightening them with mechanical snakes and plastic spiders,” wrote James Varney in a February article for The Washington Times.
“What a waste!” I remember thinking. Only an out-of-control, money-printing, spendthrift government like ours could justify sixteen million dollars on scaring the bejesus out of little, helpless, imprisoned primates. I had no idea they were just getting started.
Having taken the monkey experiment to the big time, it now looks as if our intrepid local, state, and federal governments have managed to so frighten the American people that we’ve voluntarily locked ourselves up in our own cages, while our elected leaders burn what’s left of the Bill of Rights on the other side of the bars. Unlike our friends being tortured by the NIH, however, we did not require mechanical snakes and plastic spiders to forfeit our freedom; an invisible menace and active imaginations were sufficient to cause a national outbreak of the heebie-jeebies. And the whole nasty experiment in fear and government control is only costing us a measly thirty-four trillion dollars. Makes that sixteen-million-dollar monkey business look downright parsimonious, doesn’t it? C’est la vie. read more
Biden lost his mind. Obama was an organ grinder’s monkey. Biden is a sock-puppet.
Ethel, 11k a month isn’t gonna cut it anymore.
Dementia Joe Obiden Bama has to appeal to Bolshevik Bernie’s supporters or he will surely lose the momentum he’s gained waiting for the Very Former President Baracky Osmidgen to indorse him. As the suspense grows, Obiden Bama knows that the more time this takes, the greater the value of this fabulous announcement. Doctor Jill and Humper will help him with his flash cards, so this will be a smooth televised bit of drama. Once AC/DC comes on board the No Malarkey No Fiscal Restraint Bus to Palookaville, nothing can stop this runaway bandwagon.
Biden is unlikely to be the Democrat candidate.
Unless the Democrats are really trying to get Trump reelected and only pretending to oppose him. There are several reasons this could be the case, but I doubt they are prevailing.
did you ever think you would see the day that the education system so dumbed down the population that half of them would think carbon dioxide is a pollutant?
it’s here!
look how easy it was to get them in their cages.
@ Anonymous
Close! Biden is a sock o’ shit! 💩
Meanwhile Jackass Joe gets up in the morning and contemplates deep thoughts like: Why is Miss Universe always from Earth?