KFI: A Florida woman was arrested this week after she tried playing Easter Bunny by placing 400 little plastic Easter Eggs filled with pornographic images and fish-shaped crackers into strangers’ mailboxes.
According to a release from the Flagler County Sheriff’s Department, Abril Cestoni, 42, was arrested early Thursday morning after deputies received multiple calls about a woman going around their neighborhood placing the porn-filled plastic eggs in their mailboxes. Inside the egg, residents reported finding a cracker in the shape of a fish, one sheet of toilet paper, a powdered drink mix, and a crumpled up piece of paper containing pornographic images. read more
Could have been worse. She could have been shooting them out of her Vajajay into the crowd.
That’s a WOMAN?! 😮
Florida Woman: Outdoing Florida Man in outrageous behavior since 1996. Or maybe it was 1997, I forget.
Might be a woman, but she is no lady.
It could have been worse – the porn could have been pics of her
Oh but she’s a “church”…whatever that means. Maybe she was inviting people to join her church.
LOL! Cynic beat me to it….. Man! Those have been some rough 42 years! Couple that with batshit crazy and this is what you get. I hope she gets the help she needs.
bb, they do that in thailand but with ping pong balls
with great range and high degree of accuracy too
so i’ve been told
Could that be Stormy Danilels mother?
Does it seem to anyone that people just keep getting weirder and weirder or is is just me?
Okay, so eat the cracker, snort the drink mix, look at the porn pics and clean your tip with the toilet paper? At least she’s creative.
Disability scammer – brilliant.
Minor non violent arrest charge, gets a record, games the system, must be taken care of by society, collects disability payments and gets a monthly snap card for life. If she needs a roof over head she will get that too.
It’s always Florida, aka “America’s Trailerpark”.
I think I was married to her once. For about 20 minutes.
Oh wait Maybe not.
Whew!
“Abril” ?
Was her Mom drunk and slurring her speech, or was the attending nurse a moron that couldn’t spell?
Only a viciously disturbed person would pull a stunt like that.
It doesn’t make any sense at all. The items she put in the plastic eggs seem to be unrelated, e.g., porn and a drink mix?
Dude looks like a lasy.
Holy crap, liberals competing to reach the bottom.
Do to the effects of lockdown – I’d do her !
She seems nice …
izlamo delenda est …
Oscar2Marine- Don’t be ridiculous! [Use somebody else’s dick 🤣]